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I'm sure this will be the one to bring R rated comedies back to the box office

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I stared at the black dude for a minute going "who the fuck is that, I know that guy" before cheating and looking at the credits. Goddamn Marshawn.

Kaia Gerber can get it though. You know deep down Cindy resents her for turning out so hot.
 

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Entertainment is so low-effort now. Even back 20 years ago, a piece of shit movie like Adam Sandler's Little Nicky had a decent poster... Guy peeking out of a sewer, flames letting you know he's from Hell, with a witty tagline. It made sense, it built interest in the character because you couldn't see him, and it was relevant to the movie's storyline.

This shit? Bunch of actresses and actors, dressed in character, awkwardly kinda standing there in a white blank void with no background, posing for a camera or making a "heh, we're in a movie, isn't that WILD???" facial expression. "This movie is about women" is all they had, so that's all that shows up in the marketing material. And you just know a staff of women came up with all this, thinking that they were rocking our worlds. This movie poster is what you'd get if you locked a bunch of shit-headed 20-something women in a room and asked them to come up with a movie poster. LOOK! She's HUGGING her friend! Doesn't that make you want to watch this movie? Bland, nothing happenin', no ideas, no gimmicks other than "this movie is about women."
 

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Entertainment is so low-effort now. Even back 20 years ago, a piece of shit movie like Adam Sandler's Little Nicky had a decent poster... Guy peeking out of a sewer, flames letting you know he's from Hell, with a witty tagline. It made sense, it built interest in the character because you couldn't see him, and it was relevant to the movie's storyline.

This shit? Bunch of actresses and actors, dressed in character, awkwardly kinda standing there in a white blank void with no background, posing for a camera or making a "heh, we're in a movie, isn't that WILD???" facial expression. "This movie is about women" is all they had, so that's all that shows up in the marketing material. And you just know a staff of women came up with all this, thinking that they were rocking our worlds. This movie poster is what you'd get if you locked a bunch of shit-headed 20-something women in a room and asked them to come up with a movie poster. LOOK! She's HUGGING her friend! Doesn't that make you want to watch this movie? Bland, nothing happenin', no ideas, no gimmicks other than "this movie is about women."
You and Sue Lightening should have a dissertation off-

You guys write posts like you're getting paid by the word.
 

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You and Sue Lightening should have a dissertation off-

You guys write posts like you're getting paid by the word.

How old are you, that you can't spell "Lightning?" LIGHTENING??? Hey dumbfuck, if you think 2 paragraphs is daunting, go slit your wrists. We have too many layabouts overpopulating and using up our resources and breathing the white man's air.
 
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