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I don't think they would appreciate this at all honestly.
What do they think the MPD is supposed to do. Lets say they keep getting calls Pat is murdering his wife. Each time they show up nothing is happening so they stop showing up. The next time they get this call, they only call Pat and he says “No we’re good don’t come.” Then…oops. It turns out he really did kill Niki and the police just didn’t fucking respond. It is such an insane and privileged view that the police should call Pat, and take his word, everytime they get a call saying he’s committing terrorist acts and shit.
You aren't wrong. It's insane he hasn't been beaten.White privilege.
I think Pat might have some idea of a revenge unit like the one in Munich. Which is retarded and fatWhat do they think the MPD is supposed to do. Lets say they keep getting calls Pat is murdering his wife. Each time they show up nothing is happening so they stop showing up. The next time they get this call, they only call Pat and he says “No we’re good don’t come.” Then…oops. It turns out he really did kill Niki and the police just didn’t fucking respond. It is such an insane and privileged view that the police should call Pat, and take his word, everytime they get a call saying he’s committing terrorist acts and shit.
Joe was being groomed to be the public face of NeoCon republicans. Then that pesky thing with blow and an intern happened. Poor though Joes luck was with that intern, he was just useful enough, and has enough leverage against him, to be trotted out like a New South Sambo in front of MSNBC viewers, to be the face of what they think a Real RepublicanThis morning Joe guy is a real piece of shit. He knows nothing of the situation and labels an entire department of professionals as "stupid" while he takes the word of possibly the stupidest man on the planet at face value. Nice not generalizing, stupid. So what does that make all niggers?
This is the same guy who was on Trump's dick in 2015 and turned as soon as his bosses told him to.
Again, this is a drunk with anger management issues who has threatened to murder his ex wife and child.What do they think the MPD is supposed to do. Lets say they keep getting calls Pat is murdering his wife. Each time they show up nothing is happening so they stop showing up. The next time they get this call, they only call Pat and he says “No we’re good don’t come.” Then…oops. It turns out he really did kill Niki and the police just didn’t fucking respond. It is such an insane and privileged view that the police should call Pat, and take his word, everytime they get a call saying he’s committing terrorist acts and shit.
Wasn't that Gary Condit and Chandra Levy?Pretty sure O&A did a bit about Joe Scarborough being the happiest guy in world on 9/11 because it made everyone forget about the dead intern.
Tssss what did he get acid thrown in his face in queens or somethinnnn? tsssssJoe Scarborough
Yes. Nice beefers from what I remember.Wasn't that Gary Condit and Chandra Levy?
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