I’m scared

[Nigger Jim]

The election makes me uncomfortable

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

I think you have a typo in the second word there

 

[Cuphead]

Have you tried taking deep breathes?

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

I think you have a typo in the second word there

mastectomy?

 

[Saddam Hussein]

Don’t watch TV or go on the Internet for six months after the election. Let me know how much your life actually changes as a result

 

[CuntFucker]

 

[Turk February]

What election? There's no election until 2025. What are you, some foreigner?

 

[CQ Beans]

The election makes me uncomfortable

You can bunk with me in NYC til all the votes are carried. No liberals here.

 

[Turk February]

You can bunk with me in NYC til all the votes are carried. No liberals here.

Well there will be one. Cuz I'm fucking coming over. I need friends.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You can bunk with me in NYC til all the votes are carried. No liberals here.

I like to imagine that sometimes your murphy bed will actually retract back into the wall with you still sleeping in it

 

[Turk February]

I like to imagine that sometimes your murphy bed will actually retract back into the wall with you still sleeping in it

Let's all just move in with @CQ Beans I can cook pretty well.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Let's all just move in with @CQ Beans I can cook pretty well.

Done deal. Thanks @CQ Beans ! What a cool and accommodating guy

 

[Turk February]

Done deal. Thanks @CQ Beans ! What a cool and accommodating guy

@CQ Beans is just stuck cleaning up after 500 forumites. "Why do I do these things to myself". Can't even go to bed cuz @Turry Fawks is sleeping in it.

 

[Brooke Shields]

But how does this make you feel about NIGGERS ?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

@CQ Beans is just stuck cleaning up after 500 forumites. "Why do I do these things to myself". Can't even go to bed cuz @Turry Fawks is sleeping in it.

Still trying to get @chocolatehellhole to meet at various slice joints in Manhattan on the side

 

[CQ Beans]

I like to imagine that sometimes your murphy bed will actually retract back into the wall with you still sleeping in it

It’s nice to believe in things. To quote Lee Ann Womack: I hope you never lose your sense of wonder.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It’s nice to believe in things. To quote Lee Ann Womack: I hope you never lose your sense of wonder.

Well to quote Bobby Womack, if you think you're lonely now, wait until tonight

 

[CQ Beans]

Still trying to get @chocolatehellhole to meet at various slice joints in Manhattan on the side

He’s the one that wants to meet up. It was his idea. Still laughing my ass off at how the forums threw a conniption at me punking him out.

Incidentally, that cunt never went to either pizzeria. There’s no places to sit and they just serve slices. Only middle age and twenty something’s milling about. He doesn’t even have kids or a wife.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

He’s the one that wants to meet up. It was his idea. Still laughing my ass off at how the forums threw a conniption at me punking him out.

Incidentally, that cunt never went to either pizzeria. There’s no places to sit and they just serve slices. Only middle age and twenty something’s milling about. He doesn’t even have kids or a wife.

Where you at with all those arab-run dollar slice joints? They're all at 1.50 now i think. Still a good deal. You never get an old nasty slice there. The product moves too fast. You're always getting something that's been out of the oven for 30 mins maximum

 

[Guest]

The election makes me uncomfortable

That’s because you’re a scary faggot.

OMG THERE’S A NIGGER SPENDING THE NIGHT AT MY CRUSH’S APARTMENT!!!!

STFU!