I'm not texting you right now. These are your delusions.

[VoodooChild]

R/themind

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

There must be thousands of these non-texts by now. Get a job, piggy

 

[PogromStallone]

Is it possible to get someone committed in Milwaukee for delusions?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

"felony crime" is a bit redundant. Professional author

 

[guest]

I really hope whoever decides to go hoggin' next doesn't go through the formalities of texting him, exchanging antagonizing texts, and announcing themselves. Just go into hooligans on a weekday and sucker punch the faggot with a fistful of fat bulging rings on every finger and post it to wurrlstarr before the cops come. The tedium with this effete little queer is too much.

 

[SFWA liaison]

fat tits tells himself his behavior is a great idea but reminder that neither Nikki nor anyone else in the family does what he does

they all think he's wrong or they'd also do it lol, it's not just us, EVERYONE thinks he's retarded

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I love how quickly he says Hildy is wrong. It’s safe to assume that Pat has never had a single friend in his fat life.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

T

R/themind

The hello text is still my favorite one

 

[BudDickman]

fat tits tells himself his behavior is a great idea but reminder that neither Nikki nor anyone else in the family does what he does

they all think he's wrong or they'd also do it lol, it's not just us, EVERYONE thinks he's retarded

Not everyone can be a hornet's nest.

 

[VoodooChild]

 

[guest]

this makes me wonder, has he ever denied having spoken to Josiah on the phone?

 

[VoodooChild]

this makes me wonder, has he ever denied having spoken to Josiah on the phone?

He has both denied and admitted it on multiple occasions. He has done this same thing to quasi's debt, his speeding ticket, his fence and pretty much everything else he lies about.

 

[fricklefrackle]

T

The hello text is still my favorite one

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

this makes me wonder, has he ever denied having spoken to Josiah on the phone?

Probably - I’m guessing he has 100% blocked out that whole experience so he’s technically not loying.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I remember a while ago one of our little rascals got piggy all upset because you can’t tell someone they’re apart of a open police investigation and not give them the case info because that person needs to know so they can get a lawyer. It’s the law, child.

 

[guest]

this makes me wonder, has he ever denied having spoken to Josiah on the phone?

"No, stlaker, I have never spoken to Josiah because he is not a real person, just a product of a diseased criminal mind."
-Rick Thomas, probably

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I love how quickly he says Hildy is wrong. It’s safe to assume that Pat has never had a single friend in his fat life.

A boy's best friend is his mother, child.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Pat's in the sweet spot where his concept of object permanence doesn't cover any of his spoken or written words so he can honestly be in complete denial of it all.

Fat too.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

T

The hello text is still my favorite one

I get random texts from spammers saying hi all the time or a selfie from some hot bitch and now my ribs are shattered know Patrick responds to these texts like they're stlaker children

Can someone talk to him like a spam bot to confirm?

 

[Meownaw]

Is piggy growing? I'm shocked he said "he is wrong" and not "he never said that stlaker".