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I’m going to krill myself

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie bonnie bonnie❤️
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Duuuudeeee
 

SoloJoeAcousticShow

Ain't it fun?
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Dood, Ahab, come check it out, it's your boy Fedallah.
Actually makes for a fucken great backpack.
Dude, it's a gamechanger, I swear on my son's life.
Look, you can wear it like this, but then.... BOOM, dude! And now it's a lanyard and a handbag.

Wait what is that noise down in the lobby? Sounds like harpoons down there?
Please go down and check it out, could be Soder down there waiting to come on.
Why do I do this. I have to shit so bad I have a headache.

*gets harpooned right in the blubber*

WHAT THE FUACK!!!!! I DO THIS PODCAST FOR YEEEEUW FAKEN SHITTY OPENERS AND ALL YOU KNOW TO DO IS TO ATTACK ME!
FUCK YOU AHAB, DOOOOOD! YOU KNOW WHAT DUDE *still chuckles to himself while being stabbed in the gut several times*
 
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