I'm going to eat a whole pizza tonight.

[Carl Winslow]

Because I hate life.

 

[guest]

Go for it buddy

#Ruizing

 

[guest]

Any toppings and sauces or nah?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've eaten 6 ginger gold apples today and I want another one.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

What kind?

 

[LingerLonger]

When I was in college and practicing twice a day with the team I could eat a large pizza for dinner plus wings and a salad. And down like two liters of soda or six beers. Now? I can barely eat half of a large pizza without feeling like someone poured concrete into my guts. Being young ruled.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

 

[Carl Winslow]

Toppings? the flesh wounds of nigs.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Enjoy Nigger.

 

[Carl Winslow]

Pat doesn't deserve pizza.

 

[aRTie02150]

Eating a whole pizza isn't that impressive. No offense.

 

[guest]

Toppings? the flesh wounds of nigs.

Will this do, Nigger Jim?

 

[BraunsGhost]

Hating life and eating a whole pizza, sounds like someone wants indigestion. Better have tums or pepto handy, Brothaman!

 

[Cuphead]

A small or a large? We need context Jim!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

WWAWD pizza. First of all what is pizza

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Is there any other way to eat a pizza?

 

[Cuphead]

Is there any other way to eat a pizza?

I normally order a medium and do 2 slices a night

 

[MilwaukeeStrangler]

I normally order a medium and do 2 slices a night

You must be broke because if you're here, you aren't eating just two slices unless each is half the pizza

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

 

[Stent]