I'm going out in nature for the weekend. The gays call it "camping".

[guest]

It'll probably suck dick. The fuck am I meant to do out there with no wifi? And where do I take a shit? Do I use leaves?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

About 15 minutes after you finish setting up all your gay camping equipment, you'll realize what an error in judgment you've made. Camping is shit.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Sounds pretty unpleasant dude.

 

[Niki]

bring da brews or youll kill yourself

 

[guest]

Sounds pretty unpleasant dude.

At least I'll be by myself. I'd be fine with camping with a male friend, in solitude. Just me and him. Solitude will be okay though. But imagine taking an old ball and chain... Nag nag nag, heh.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

At least I'll be by myself. I'd be fine with camping with a male friend, in solitude. Just me and him. Solitude will be okay though. But imagine taking an old ball and chain... Nag nag nag, heh.

By camping, do you mean hiding in the woods like Brian Laundrie?

 

[Jenna]

You're camping for the first time... by yourself? In the wilderness of Australia?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

You're camping for the first time... by yourself? In the wilderness of Australia?

Australia? He's definitely not an Australian.

 

[guest]

By camping, do you mean hiding in the woods like Brian Laundrie?

I've heard about the van life killing relationships, but that's just ridiculous!

 

[DMbA]

At least I'll be by myself. I'd be fine with camping with a male friend, in solitude. Just me and him. Solitude will be okay though. But imagine taking an old ball and chain... Nag nag nag, heh.

jeeb jeeb jeeb jeeb jeeb jeeb jeeb

 

[DMbA]

About 15 minutes after you finish setting up all your gay camping equipment, you'll realize what an error in judgment you've made. Camping is shit.

i always wonder what do you do after that? reading? gaming? browse OnAforums? couldve done all that in the comfort of me bed

 

[guest]

i always wonder what do you do after that? reading? gaming? browse OnAforums? couldve done all that in the comfort of me bed

I was thinking of jacking off.

 

[DMbA]

I was thinking of jacking off.

what if someone walk by and say "hello"? what would your male companion think?

 

[guest]

what if someone walk by and say "hello"? what would your male companion think?

I'm pretty deep in the middle of nowhere, on private property. I should be fine... So hopefully nobody should be walking by at 3 PM Saturday when I'm naked and jacking off at the following coordinates...

 

[DMbA]

I'm pretty deep in the middle of nowhere, on private property. I should be fine... So hopefully nobody should be walking by at 3 PM Saturday when I'm naked and jacking off at the following coordinates...

so whats the plan after that?

 

[guest]

so whats the plan after that?

Hippies have this thing called grounding. I was going to lay spread out naked on the grass with my dick inside an anthill for a few hours.

 

[guest]

Bring a book or do drugs/drink and walk around the woods. A little nature time is good for the soul.

 

[guest]

Bring a book or do drugs/drink and walk around the woods. A little nature time is good for the soul.

How much should I drink? Should I get completely wasted?

 

[guest]

How much should I drink? Should I get completely wasted?

Bring enough to get wasted lol. But yeah not pass out drunk but close

 

[Jenna]

How much should I drink? Should I get completely wasted?

Nobody has ever died in the woods because they got drunk, had a whoopsie, and were found 83 days later by a hiker's dog.