I'm going back to the 1930s

[guest]

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Fuck this present reality. With enough psychedelics and positive thinking, I'm pretty sure it's possible to leave 2021 and time travel back to the 1930s. Reality is what we make it, right? Maybe DMT machine elves can help me out and place me back in that era, rather than sending me back to this shithole.

So long, folks. Maybe I'll live long enough to post on wackbag in 2002 and say hi to some of you.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

If you go back, kill Joe Cumia Sr before he procreates

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Take acid then dmt or it won’t work.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

... alright have fun in your new life as a dirt farmer Okie picking oranges in California for 5 cents a day, stupid

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Nice Hooverville and New Deal, stupid. How about some locust stew after you brush the dust out of your hair?
Way to pick the worst decade ever.

 

[guest]

Nice Hooverville and New Deal, stupid. How about some locust stew after you brush the dust out of your hair?
Way to pick the worst decade ever.

Baaaaby child, white history is written by the jews to trick people into thinking the old days were worse. There was no such thing as the "great depression". Depression was invented in the 2000s by fat emo chicks.

 

[Stent]

Remember to start a Polio Bullshit Chain letter.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Make sure you tell a certain someone what happens if he invades Russia.

 

[UnPRePared]

If you can go back to the late 20's and save a copy of Lon Chaney's "London After Midnight" for future generations, I'll have Gosia's ancestors suck your dick.

Granted, it might be a fella, but that's what you get for going Marty McFly to a shitty time period.

 

[Raymond]

If you go back, kill Joe Cumia Sr before he procreates

He probably won't hang out in Syria.

 

[guest]

I wasn't able to get LSD but I do have a lot of weed. And the DMT is from some retarded junkie whore who says she smokes it regularly so I'm hoping it's legit.

My plan is to get so high that I'm pretty much catatonic, and then go into the DMT world and hopefully meet entities who will allow me to travel back to the 1930s.

Fawk... If this doesn't work, at least I'll probably have a fun trip report for people to read.

 

[Chapel]

If you go back, kill Joe Cumia Sr before he procreates

He said he was going back to the 1930s not Africa

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

I wasn't able to get LSD but I do have a lot of weed. And the DMT is from some retarded junkie whore who says she smokes it regularly so I'm hoping it's legit.

My plan is to get so high that I'm pretty much catatonic, and then go into the DMT world and hopefully meet entities who will allow me to travel back to the 1930s.

Fawk... If this doesn't work, at least I'll probably have a fun trip report for people to read.

Keep in mind it tastes awful, like burning brakes/rubber smells and it’s hot as hell. Might take a few goes to get it right. There are some good wax vapes that you can set to temperature so you dont fuck it up.

edit: The gay skull shaped wax vape pen worked well for us. I think you can find those at most headshops if you don't have one. I’m sure there’s some instructions somewhere, then you can start your podcast about mma and the craft of comedy.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Impressive camerawork during the sax solo