I'm gay

[guest]

I'm gay.

 

[guest]

We know.

 

[The Greaseman]

Obviously

 

[aRTie02150]

But I thought you were @ItsMyDealWade

 

[guest]

It's your deal, Wade...

 

[DMAN]

So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday, and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like? I don't arrange that kinda thing," and he says, "But I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place." So he angrily says, "Oh I get it, so you think I'm some kinda crazy jerk for askin'!" only he doesn't use the word "jerk." And then he calls me a jerk, and says that the last guy who thought he was a jerk is dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, "What do ya think about that?" So I says, "Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him, then." And he says, "Yah, that guy's dead, and I don't mean of old age." And then he just pays his tab and walks out saying, "Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake!" So, ya know, he's drinkin', so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the homicides down here last week. And she thought I should call it in. So... I called it in. End of story.

 

[guest]

So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday, and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like? I don't arrange that kinda thing," and he says, "But I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place." So he angrily says, "Oh I get it, so you think I'm some kinda crazy jerk for askin'!" only he doesn't use the word "jerk." And then he calls me a jerk, and says that the last guy who thought he was a jerk is dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, "What do ya think about that?" So I says, "Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him, then." And he says, "Yah, that guy's dead, and I don't mean of old age." And then he just pays his tab and walks out saying, "Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake!" So, ya know, he's drinkin', so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the homicides down here last week. And she thought I should call it in. So... I called it in. End of story.

Am I dumb for not understanding this post?

 

[guest]

Am I dumb for not understanding this post?

It’sMyDealWade’s usernamer is a reference to the movie Fargo. That Nigga Dre’s post is a quote from that movie.

 

[aRTie02150]

It’sMyDealWade’s usernamer is a reference to the movie Fargo. That Nigga Dre’s post is a quote from that movie.

Thank you.

 

[guest]

Thank you.

you betcha!

 

[guest]

It’sMyDealWade’s usernamer is a reference to the movie Fargo. That Nigga Dre’s post is a quote from that movie.

Thanks, I love that movie and have seen it many times, but I couldn't make it past 2 sentences of that post.

Reading it was like looking at one of those AI images that make no sense and hurt your brain.

 

[guest]

So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday, and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like? I don't arrange that kinda thing," and he says, "But I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place." So he angrily says, "Oh I get it, so you think I'm some kinda crazy jerk for askin'!" only he doesn't use the word "jerk." And then he calls me a jerk, and says that the last guy who thought he was a jerk is dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, "What do ya think about that?" So I says, "Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him, then." And he says, "Yah, that guy's dead, and I don't mean of old age." And then he just pays his tab and walks out saying, "Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake!" So, ya know, he's drinkin', so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the homicides down here last week. And she thought I should call it in. So... I called it in. End of story.

...

 

[Cyberatorquer]

You guys are wasting your time quoting movies

 

[guest]

You guys are wasting your time quoting movies

Yeah, Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

 

[DMAN]

...

Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk either! See how you like it. Total fucking silence. Two can play that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.

 

[DMAN]

Thanks, I love that movie and have seen it many times, but I couldn't make it past 2 sentences of that post.

Reading it was like looking at one of those AI images that make no sense and hurt your brain.

It's called a paragraph, Ethan Suplee.

 

[UnPRePared]

Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk either! See how you like it. Total fucking silence. Two can play that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.

I was intending to do a Boomia-post, but my fingers started cramping.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I was intending to do a Boomia-post

That's my fawkin bit, Ray. What next, me doing Calling All Stations and marrying a Pole?

 

[UnPRePared]

That's my fawkin bit, Ray. What next, me doing Calling All Stations and marrying a Pole?

You could do much worse, like sing with The Scorpions.

Ahem.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

You could do much worse, like sing with The Scorpions.

Ahem.

Oh no






I'm so sorry, Ray.