I'm fawkin calling it

[Chive Turkey]

The "SWATTings" shall cease from here on out. For a vuuuurry long time.

The Man of Pig phoned in a shooting at his neighbors to keep it current, knowing the WaPo and NBC news pieces would shortly come out. Now that they have, Rick has attained maximum attention and dopamine. He will be satiated for a while, fantasizing about the career options he might reap in the wake of this. Book deals, paid interviews, punditdom and a possible suit against the MPD.

His reasoning for the upcoming prolonged dearth in swaTTings (which he will provide unprompted) will be that this media attention has magically scared the previously unflappable cyberstlakers into hiding, cowering and pissing themselves as it has become clear that they're now public enemy number one for the FBI.

At least that will be his line until it starts to dawn on him that nothing in his circumstances has changed and that he's still a fat faggot with bitch tits who's $50.000 deep in the hole.

 

[Meownaw]

I think the opposite will happen.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Did you just mention Fatrick and satiated in the same sentence? Ahahahahahahahahah!

His behavior won't change. Ever.

I think the opposite will happen.

This

 

[Meownaw]

Did you just mention Fatrick and satiated in the same sentence? Ahahahahahahahahah!

His behavior won't change. Ever.


This

It will increase because in his pig mind he thinks people will be around the water cooler saying "remember that totally not fat guy on the news who got swatter 40 times? He was swatted again!".

 

[guest]

I think he's going to murder Niki next

 

[Eugene]

No way in hell. I bet he's already typed out the "welp just got swatted for the 44th time... 1/17" series of tweets. That was the "WIP" he was working on.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Think about it, childs. The self-swaTTings only occur after Rick takes an L. This is a major win in his eyes, he'll be egotripping for weeks and try to milk this.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I'll keep this brief:

I dont know; hopefully not. I used to think there's no way that Pat was swating himself until the telegram and crypto accounts were discovered and how he'd have to go through the authentication process... I don't think I'm alone when I say that Pat suffering this indignity is funny to me, but validating his victimhood is more bothersome. He mentioned other tactics of fucking with him that were unknown (to me at least), so it may be possible it could be some maniac on Twitter that he got into it with years ago. From everything I've seen, I'd be very surprised if it involved anyone that regularly posts on this site

 

[Chive Turkey]

eurofag spotted

Wrong once more, stlaker. Five figures are unheard of here in Nauru so I had to take a stab in the dark.

I'll admit I choose poorly.

 

[guest]

I think the opposite will happen.

It's gonna be the same as his first media tour when the swattings first happened. After the press events dry up, he orders another 6 pack. I'm just curious as to how he's ordering them this time. I'm guessing he made a new Telegram account and is using Niki to order the crypto.

 

[guest]

This is for the go fund me.... that's it. Arranged by somebody while he evades a court order.

 

[CompoundBasement]

It was more unlucky timing for him because no one really gives a shit about the Supreme Court ruling on the SWATtings or this fat, white Milwaukee hayseed. Everyone was focused on their decision to finally end Affirmative Action.