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I'm debating having sex with my sleeping Caesar salad today.

fenrir

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Turk February

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That's what I say when I pay a man to toss my salad, he always goes "where is it?", I spread my cheeks and go "see, sir? Salad!"

Its not perfect, I know.
 

wbgreen

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I don't know man. Caesar dressing is kind of cum colored. Might be gay.

Stick your dick in some Newman's Own Raspberry & Walnut dressing.

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fenrir

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I don't know man. Caesar dressing is kind of cum colored. Might be gay.

Stick your dick in some Newman's Own Raspberry & Walnut dressing.

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Red like the blood from a man's ass. You've read my mind.
 
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