Lol this is great. How was everyone's day? I think I'm gonna die in here.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I'm currently stuck in an elevator.
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Good luck bro.
Don't miss the emergency livestream
Don't miss the emergency livestream
piss in it
Just jump up and down like a retard going to the zoo. I’m sure it’s bound to unstuck itself.
Used to happen to me weekly at this one job I had. It was nice if you didn't have to take a leak.
I already have my gay "I guess I tripped the weight limit!" joke for when the fire department gets here.
I'm a slim fella and by myself in here. Aren't I a hoot?
I'm a slim fella and by myself in here. Aren't I a hoot?
Love your dirty talk.
Just a sip...
I'm not in New York babe
And how much of your own?
Think up a good "going down" joke too then start on the crowd work.
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thoughts and prayers
So I'm out. The firemen said I was super brave and stuff for not crying.
They actually just pulled me out and didn't even ask if I needed anything, not even water.
They actually just pulled me out and didn't even ask if I needed anything, not even water.
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You should sue (not kidding). Get a doctor right you up some claustraphobia shit
Sounds like a Joe post