I'm currently looking at a fat white woman locked out of her car.

[aRTie02150]

She's a big red mess right now and crying on the phone. It's a grocery store parking lot and it looks like she locked the groceries in the car. I can probably get into her car in less than 2 minutes but I'm just gonna watch get more and more stressed out. It's pretty hot outside. Hopefully she doesn't have ice cream or anything that'll go bad.

Tee hee

How's everyone's day going?

 

[Meownaw]

Show her your gas face.

 

[DMAN]

Anyone else naughtymaxxing?
Whenever someone misplaces their shit and I saw where it was, I like to see if they can find it on their own before I intervene.
Where we at with being other people's guardian angels?
Speaking spanish increases your carjacking speed by a few minutes.

 

[aRTie02150]

Show her your gas face.

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[Punished Dan Mullen]

NO ARTIE YOU CANT DO THAT!!!

 

[aRTie02150]

Anyone else naughtymaxxing?
Whenever someone misplaces their shit and I saw where it was, I like to see if they can find it on their own before I intervene.
Where we at with being other people's guardian angels?
Speaking spanish increases your carjacking speed by a few minutes.

It looks like a fucking Nissan Stanza. I believe a flathead screwdriver can be used as a key for them. Definitely an old Nissan.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

She’s hungry and the food is right there. I can’t imagine a bigger hell for a fatty.

 

[Meownaw]

Save the day and then fuck her. You know, for da bit.

 

[peckafacce]

Its 2022, how the fuck do you lock your keys in your car?

 

[aRTie02150]

Its 2022, how the fuck do you lock your keys in your car?

Never under estimate the stupidity of women.

She locked them in the trunk lol

 

[Stent]

Update needed.

 

[guest]

Did ya fuck her?

 

[aRTie02150]

Update needed.

I left after she found a shade spot and sat staring at her car.

 

[Stent]

I left after she found a shade spot and sat staring at her car.

Nice.

 

[RobertMewler]

I can probably get into her car in less than 2 minutes

Puerto Rican confirmed.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I appreciate your stories. Good man

 

[aRTie02150]

Puerto Rican confirmed.

Oh for sure. If she would have just approached me and asked if I could help I would have done it. But I'm not here to hold people's hands. Early to mid 90s cars are hilariously easily to get into. We used to steal the same Corolla Station wagon from a house a few blocks away from some wettie when I was a youth. The nigga never got a club or anything and we would joyride the fucking shit out of it and just leave it all over the city and we never left it on empty, because we were good kids.

God I miss those days.

 

[guest]

Puerto Rican confirmed.

Oh for sure.

FIGURES!

 

[Brooke Shields]

Let's put ourselves in her shoes, what would you do if you accidentally locked your keys in your trunk?

Personally, I wouldn't panic, I'd just call 911 and see what they tell me to do