I’m at a bar

[Nigger John]

This place sucks

 

[Nigger John]

There is a hot ass chic but she’s up here with some rat looking mother fucker

 

[Turk February]

Is this like the "you're a cab" joke? You're doing it wrong.

Edit 1 : misread thread title as "I'm a bar"

 

[Nigger John]

Fucking face tattoos

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Memorial Day Weekend is a dog shit time to get pussy at the bar, especially while flying solo. You can usually have some good loffs with the locals/regulars tho

 

[guest]

What are you drinking? You could practice pool while youre there.

 

[Nigger John]

What are you drinking? You could practice pool while youre there.

It’s called “fucked up thumb” , made out of NJ.

 

[BoringFaggot]

No, you're not, Child.

 

[Nigger John]

No, you're not, Child.

 

[BoringFaggot]

It's 9:42 somewhere

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Nice lonely cocktail table, stupid.

 

[Nigger John]

Nice lonely cocktail table, stupid.

Bring bread out here, nigger

 

[guest]

Why are you there? I love drinking alone at bars but i dont drink no more. Not sure what id do if i was at a bar without alcohol.

 

[Africa.com]

I was at a lake street dance. Lotta talent out tonight

 

[Nigger John]

Why are you there? I love drinking alone at bars but i dont drink no more. Not sure what id do if i was at a bar without alcohol.

Needed a drink.

There are military faggots in here who never even deployed for the Jews. lol, fags

 

[Nigger John]

There is a decent looking fat chic in here…

 

[guest]

There is a decent looking fat chic in here…

Dont do it. Its not worth it.

Never have sex with a woman unless youd be okay with accidentally getting them pregnant. Words to live by.

 

[guest]

You can cum on her face though

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

There is a decent looking fat chic in here…

Ask her if she likes ngrs. If she says no pump her with your retained seed.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

One nice thing about hanging with fat chicks is that if you rip a mean gasser she'll just assume it was her