I’m a faggot and here’s why-Nigger Joe & Me

[Pat’s 4th Chin]

I know I’m a faggot but not why you think…

warning, this sounds really fucking dumb.


I’m working on this thing about Joe similar to what happened with Pat but not in a such big scale.

one thing I’m doing is writing the music to a song. It’s a parody of Mr. Jones by the Counting Crows. It’s called Nigger Joe.

Question is, i’m terrible at writing lyrics, is anyone willing to write those lyrics? You’ll get credit!

I fully expect a lot of “no’s” and ‘shut up queer’ and possibly a “cat crash sound effect” by @Dre Shitpost

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[guest]

>I'm writing a song
>Only thing is I'm not good at writing songs
>Can one of you guys write the song? I'll give you credit.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

>I'm writing a song
>Only thing is I'm not good at writing songs
>Can one of you guys write the song? I'll give you credit.

This is a weird way for “JC” to infiltrate the forums, right?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I know I’m a faggot but not why you think…

Here's a quick attempt while drinking,


I was down at the Big Apple Ranch
Staring at this piss yellow toothed fag
Nigger Joe strikes up a conversation
With a small black child
So he can claim to teach her guitar

She's suddenly human
And we know niggers aren’t human
Man, he wishes he was human

So come dance this pile of Downs through the morning
SoSoSoSo so so so so so, yeah
Uh huh, yeah cut up Ant’s money
Show me some of them Bovine dances
And pass me a bottle, Nigger Joe
Believe in me, help me believe that you’re white

'Cause I wanna be someone who believes, yeah

Nigger Joe and me, He tells me fairytales
Like that Carol’s a beautiful women
"She's Squirting at you. Ah, no, no, she's pissing on me."
Smiling in the Lights of the Chili’s, coming through in karaoke
When everybody ignores you, you can be pretty lonely

Well, I'm gonna paint my picture
Paint myself in SOA colors, make sure I look super gay
All of the beautiful colors like a .. color convention
Yeah, well, you know gay is my favorite color
I felt so symbolic yesterday
If I knew if I didn’t have a richbrother, I couldn’t buy myself a Chinese guitar and play

Nigger Joe and me, he hasn’t got a future
Yeah, he creeps out all the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. I don't think so. She’s trying to flee”
Staring blankly in the spotlight, I bought myself a Gay guitar
When everybody lgnores you, it can sure be lonely

I'll always be lonely
Said I’d never die lonely


I wanna be a lion
Yeah, everybody wants to call me fucking fat
We all wanna be big, big stars, yeah
But I have no talent and I’m fat
Believe in me, 'cause I don't believe white
And I, I wanna be someone to believe
To believe, to believe, yeah!

Nigger Joe and me, stumbling through the ghettooo
Yeah, he stares at the knockoff Fenders
"She's perfect for you, man, there’s plenty in china for me."
he wanna be Bob Dylan
Nigger Joe wishes he was someone just a little less chunky

When everybody ignores you, ah son
That's just about as obscure as you can be

Nigger Joe and me, staring at the facebook
When I look at the television, I wanna see me
Staring blankly at me
He thinks he gonna a big star
But I don't know why, and I don't know how
But when everybody hates him
I wanna be just about as obscure as I can be

Nigger Joe and me… he's never gonna be a big star