Tubby dipshit files restraining order against someone he never met.
Corpulent dullard comes out as pedophile apologist.
Rotund simpleton writes novel that doesn't even sell a thousand copies.
Obese retard signs away all parental rights.
I'd like to see a drawing of the alleged car-jacking that never was. Except I prefer to see the version where the negro splatters his brain all over Susan's interior.