Ill be at the gym

DrTorqueCarlisi

Defendant/Debtor
I'll be at the gym
Fa-la la lala
Shitting up their instagram
Fa la lala
Can't touch my toes
Fa-la la lala
Stinkin up the sauna
Fa-la la lala

Tough guy on Twitter f'la la la la
Cheating at half-marathons la la la la
Pepperoni grease on the barbells lala
Anyone can do it la la la la

French chefs make the worst meals la la la la
Goin' commando with the la la la la
Bratwurst shit stains on my jeans la la la
Felony tits in my blouse la la la
 

MySecondFatterAccount

Breakfast Corn
I've never heard the word lunker before, and I have no idea what it means. And yet I'm completely sure whatever it is, Pat is a lunker.

Lunker longer, big mouth.
Funny enough the only time I have seen it used often is with bass fisherman.

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JesseTheGovernor

Access to the Debates
I’ve said it before and I will say it again: I will dox my-SELF and fly anywhere on the planet if Fat signs a contract to “put hands on me” in the squared circle. Nothing bugs me more about him than his tough guy fantasies. I’m no Jerome le Banner or street fighting legend but I kickboxed for years and I’m 1000000000% certain I would KO Tubs within 1 minute.


 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
I’ve said it before and I will say it again: I will dox my-SELF and fly anywhere on the planet if Fat signs a contract to “put hands on me” in the squared circle. Nothing bugs me more about him than his tough guy fantasies. I’m no Jerome le Banner or street fighting legend but I kickboxed for years and I’m 1000000000% certain I would KO Tubs within 1 minute.



He would want it on his terms. Would you consider an eating contest?
 
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