If you’ve ever stuck dildos up your butt then you should be ashamed.

[guest]

Just wanted you all to know that. Rationalize it. Justify it. Go all LGBTQ+ on my ass. I don’t care.

Facts r facts. If you’ve even shoved stuff up you’re ass for pleasure you’re probably sick in the mind.

 

[PickleRickle]

10+ years ago I was helping a girlfriends friend move. Her Dad was also helping me out. We were going in and out of the bedroom loading shit. It came time to move the frame of the bed itself, so we lift up the mattress and frame, exposing a gigantic black strap-on dildo. Her Dad looks at it, looks at me and goes "dear lord" and put his head in his hands. They were Italian if that helps your mental picture. The Dad looked like your typical mustached short italian guy. His daughter was some fat guinea bitch obsessed with that gay fuckin show with the 3 wops.

Stop putting things in your ass OP

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

What if you've just got out of the shower. You're naked. There's objects of various thicknesses lying around and you trip over and one that is the perfect size just happens to slip up there?

 

[guest]

10+ years ago I was helping a girlfriends friend move. Her Dad was also helping me out. We were going in and out of the bedroom loading shit. It came time to move the frame of the bed itself, so we lift up the mattress and frame, exposing a gigantic black strap-on dildo. Her Dad looks at it, looks at me and goes "dear lord" and put his head in his hands. They were Italian if that helps your mental picture. The Dad looked like your typical mustached short italian guy. His daughter was some fat guinea bitch obsessed with that gay fuckin show with the 3 wops.

Stop putting things in your ass OP

This post is actually me just projecting as IM the one who sticks stuff up his ass

 

[PickleRickle]

This post is actually me just projecting as IM the one who sticks stuff up his ass

We know

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

What if Bam does it?

 

[StlakerFatti]

You can rationalize it the way you want, a finger, a tongue or a dildo in a man's ass is homosexuality and its reward is the Eternal Fire.
Enjoy Hell, fagsters.

 

[Coonskin]

Oh, child, butt play is not limited to homosexuals.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

But eggs are fine.

 

[Chubby's Cheesesteaks]

If you’ve ever shoved stuff up you’re ass for pleasure you’re probably sick in the mind.

Does Danny Ross' cock count? Hopefully not. I don't wanna be sick in the mind.

Love you, Danny!

 

[DiarrheaDick]

What about falling ass first into a garden full of cucumbers?

 

[BenDovid]

When you masturbate, you touch penis. Gay.

 

[PickleRickle]

When you masturbate, you touch penis. Gay.

Deflection from the fact that you enjoy anal eggs, anthony fucking your asshole, eating cum and over all being a fag, bad at guitar hero and jewish.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

What if you've just got out of the shower. You're naked. There's objects of various thicknesses lying around and you trip over and one that is the perfect size just happens to slip up there?

 

[Phish]

Is this directed at Gavin McInnes?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I can't talk too much shit. I had a girl go a knuckle and some change deep while blowing me and came like a maniac. Fast forward a few weeks later and I'm getting head from a different girl and I ask her to tickle my asshole. She's like "no" but I wouldn't let it go and the whole thing turns into an argument. She ends up punching out and leaving before I bust and I have to jerk myself off alone like a loser.

 

[LingerLonger]

Is this directed at Gavin McInnes?

"Every guy has thought about putting a giant black dildo up his ass to OWN THE LIBS!!". - The entire alt-right

 

[AntSucks]

I've never stuck dildos up my butt but I still feel a lot of shame. How did that happen?

 

[Curator]

10+ years ago I was helping a girlfriends friend move. Her Dad was also helping me out. We were going in and out of the bedroom loading shit. It came time to move the frame of the bed itself, so we lift up the mattress and frame, exposing a gigantic black strap-on dildo. Her Dad looks at it, looks at me and goes "dear lord" and put his head in his hands. They were Italian if that helps your mental picture. The Dad looked like your typical mustached short italian guy. His daughter was some fat guinea bitch obsessed with that gay fuckin show with the 3 wops.

Stop putting things in your ass OP

I'm not saying this is made up, but wouldn't she have removed stuff like that if she knew you were going to help her move? If I know someone is going to help me move, you won't find eggs just laying around in the bedroom.

 

[PickleRickle]

I'm not saying this is made up, but wouldn't she have removed stuff like that if she knew you were going to help her move? If I know someone is going to help me move, you won't find eggs just laying around in the bedroom.

Aloof dipshit girl, pillhead, pothead, alcoholic, sex addict, etc. Probably so much more shit she hauled outta there before we got to anything