If your wedding ring fell into a public shitter, would you fish it out?

[Mick_Mickerson]

Almost happened to me and I think I would just tell the ol' battle axe I got robbed due to living in a DEMOCRAT RUN HELL HOLE

 

[Brooke Shields]

Is the water clear enough to reach it?

Is your poor lil immune system so weak you can't withstand a lil american toilet water?

 

[Jenna]

People can swim in piss-filled public pools and pick up steaming hot shit that their dog just pooped out, but a little bit of human fecal matter and you want to throw out your wedding ring?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've had some pretty dirty jobs. I've had shit on me that wasn't my own. Everything washes off.

 

[guest]

What happened - you finished up with your gay tryst and fumbled trying to put your ring back on? As long as you don't have open wounds on your hands the AIDS piss shouldn't hurt you.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Is the water clear enough to reach it?

Is your poor lil immune system so weak you can't withstand a lil american toilet water?

That's what would be the deciding factor.

If it fell into a porta john, fuhgeddaboutit.... a toilet in an office park with relatively clear water, you just grab it

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

What happened - you finished up with your gay tryst and fumbled trying to put your ring back on?

something tells me gay fellas don't have to worry about pretending to be unmarried when they're fawkin' in bathroom stalls, funster.

 

[guest]

something tells me gay fellas don't have to worry about pretending to be unmarried when they're fawkin' in bathroom stalls, funster.

No seriously though, why was your ring off in the can? I hardly ever take mine off.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

No seriously though, why was your ring off in the can? I hardly ever take mine off.

I went in and washed my hands before lunch but realized I had to piss, so walked over to a shitter (urinals were occupied). My hands were still wet and it almost slipped off my finger directly into a shit pile when I went to flush it down prior to pissing

 

[guest]

I went in and washed my hands before lunch but realized I had to piss, so walked over to a shitter (urinals were occupied). My hands were still wet and it almost slipped off my finger directly into a shit pile when I went to flush it down prior to pissing

Nice womanly finger taper, stupit.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Nice womanly finger taper, stupit.

My finger size fluctuates constantly, so the fucking thing is uncomfortable to the point I take it off if walking outside in summer but slips off inside in the AC after I wash my hands. I never had the makings of a varsity jewelry wearer

I wear an above-average ring size. Maybe need to size down, but it doesn't fit within 2 mins if temp is above 71 degrees

 

[ChimpanZ]

Like 5 million people in India do it 50 hours a week, if you can’t ball up to get your wedding band out you’re a fag

 

[guest]

My finger size fluctuates constantly, so the fucking thing is uncomfortable to the point I take it off if walking outside in summer but slips off inside in the AC after I wash my hands. I never had the makings of a varsity jewelry wearer

I wear an above-average ring size. Maybe need to size down, but it doesn't fit within 2 mins if temp is above 71 degrees

Mine needed resizing the first winter I wore it, now it's fine. If my hands are dry I have to twist the thing off.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I'm not sure I understand the question.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Nope, I bought 3 wedding rings so I’d have backups if I ever lost one. Still on the original one after 10 years.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I wonder if we flew @gassers to the Florida...would @captain_kamala take care of him for a couple hundred?

 

[Build Black Better]

Hell no. My wedding ring "fell" into a junk drawer about 30 years ago and I still haven't fished it out. My wife thinks it's because I'm a trucker, but then again she's wrong about pretty much everything.

 

[eggfeller]

people who work in sanitation experience getting foreign shit bodies (not jackie singh) in their mouths at least once during the course of their careers and still drag their asses to work the next day. and you were afraid of a little touch

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I've had some pretty dirty jobs. I've had shit on me that wasn't my own.

How long did you do gay scat porn for?

 

[Build Black Better]

How long did you do gay scat porn for?

Verify his dates of employment with his boss CHH