-
- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
If you were placed in a self defence situation against a horde of Paul Weimer clones…
- Thread starter NoBacon
- Start date
All you’d have to do is call it a swarm of pedophiles and they’d crumble. Just because there’s a lot of him doesn’t mean he becomes someone else.
You are all that stands before a 7 year old girl and the Weimer horde.
Ever look at those massive herds in Africa getting attacked by tiny packs of lions and think, "Why the fuck don't they just charge them and crush the lions to death?"
That's how it'd be in a fight with endless Paul clones, you could just roll through them with a chainsaw and they wouldn't do shit, you might succumb only to the boredom of killing such pathetic creatures.
That's how it'd be in a fight with endless Paul clones, you could just roll through them with a chainsaw and they wouldn't do shit, you might succumb only to the boredom of killing such pathetic creatures.
I need a truckload of tylenol
And a microphone with speakers
Hand out a bottle to every one of them
Shame them over the loudspeaker until they suicide themselves to death
And a microphone with speakers
Hand out a bottle to every one of them
Shame them over the loudspeaker until they suicide themselves to death
I would just pull out my phone and tweet mean things to him. They couldn’t resist getting sympathy on Twitter and would have to stop.
Is he in his wheelchair? Just throw a picture of a 5 year old on the ground, and watch them all fight each other.
My primary concern would be him enjoying the experience. He’s clearly into weird masochistic shit when he’s not harming children.
Against a horde? None. I'd be overwhelmed by the weight of the mob before throwing a single punch. It would be virtually impossible for the average adult male.
One at a time? Oh, like, thousands.
One at a time? Oh, like, thousands.
You’re supposing that the horde would behave aggressively and logically. However, we have to assume they actually have Paul’s personality and are not mindless drones.
Never forget this is a man whose own mother called a coward.
None of the Paul clones would take the first step to attack, because they’re all huge pussies.
Let me ask you this, can I use a sickle?
Original post assumed unarmed combat but you can use whatever you want, a flame thrower cleaving through thousands, a baseball bat could probably take a few dozen out before snapping.
After hours of murdering I'm feeling pretty tired and I know I'm going to be overwhelmed at some point, when a hand grips my shoulder and I hear "I got your 6 and I'm really cranky." Turning around I see Paul's brother with a giant grin on his face. With renewed vigor we crush them all.
I'd sit down in a chair and crack a bottle of Bushmills and have my main man Pringle Can John fuck them all to death as I have my drinks.
I’d just take a naked cabbage patch doll, toss it like a football, then brain them all from behind while they’re distracted/taking pictures/jerking off to it. So 1000s is my answer.
The Ghost of Paul’s Mother would appear and help you both, like the ghost army at the end of Fagtrick’s “favorite” movie