If you like whacking off, vote for Kamala!

[TorpidSloth]

This is so bad, I assumed it was satire, but it's real apparently. Desperate stuff

x.com

x.com

 

[TorpidSloth]

For those without X

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Also jewish

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

U-U-UHURU!

 

[Turk February]

I fucking love whacking off. If there was a party that supports that in Canada I'd support them 100 percent.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

These satanic fucks supporting the porn industry lol. Its full.of drug addicted young girls being exploited and men who are borderline rapists....good people!

 

[TorpidSloth]

Also jewish

I think a Jew would've come up with something a bit more creative. This one reeks of a dumb woman, like that bud light tranny shit

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

>implying I jack to women
Making a grave assumption about the American electorate.

 

[The Sue Deal]

I think a Jew would've come up with something a bit more creative. This one reeks of a dumb woman, like that bud light tranny shit

The Democratic party has no idea how to appeal to men. At all. This is another one of their genius attempts. “Vote for Kamala because you like whacking off”. This gets added to the other genius ideas such as “Vote for Kamala because it’ll get you laid” and “Vote for Kamala because you’re a MAN and need to CARE ABOUT WOMEN.”

It’s what happens when your PR is crafted by retarded women and corporate suits in a boardroom. Hmmm what do men like. OH LE SEX AND PORN!!!!!

If they just stuck to “We’ll lower your taxes, help you buy a home, and lower inflation” they would get more men. And they do talk about that shit, but they never actually focus it towards men.

 

[Nigger John]

The Democratic party has no idea how to appeal to men. At all. This is another one of their genius attempts. “Vote for Kamala because you like whacking off”. This gets added to the other genius ideas such as “Vote for Kamala because it’ll get you laid” and “Vote for Kamala because you’re a MAN and need to CARE ABOUT WOMEN.”

It’s what happens when your PR is crafted by retarded women and corporate suits in a boardroom. Hmmm what do men like. OH LE SEX AND PORN!!!!!

If they just stuck to “We’ll lower your taxes, help you buy a home, and lower inflation” they would get more men. And they do talk about that shit, but they never actually focus it towards men.

They don’t even do LGBT anymore really. It’s all about the abortions

 

[Sean Baird]

The Democratic party has no idea how to appeal to men. At all. This is another one of their genius attempts. “Vote for Kamala because you like whacking off”. This gets added to the other genius ideas such as “Vote for Kamala because it’ll get you laid” and “Vote for Kamala because you’re a MAN and need to CARE ABOUT WOMEN.”

It’s what happens when your PR is crafted by retarded women and corporate suits in a boardroom. Hmmm what do men like. OH LE SEX AND PORN!!!!!

If they just stuck to “We’ll lower your taxes, help you buy a home, and lower inflation” they would get more men. And they do talk about that shit, but they never actually focus it towards men.

Shut up you fucking worm

 

[Turk February]

The Democratic party has no idea how to appeal to men. At all. This is another one of their genius attempts. “Vote for Kamala because you like whacking off”. This gets added to the other genius ideas such as “Vote for Kamala because it’ll get you laid” and “Vote for Kamala because you’re a MAN and need to CARE ABOUT WOMEN.”

It’s what happens when your PR is crafted by retarded women and corporate suits in a boardroom. Hmmm what do men like. OH LE SEX AND PORN!!!!!

If they just stuck to “We’ll lower your taxes, help you buy a home, and lower inflation” they would get more men. And they do talk about that shit, but they never actually focus it towards men.

Wait you can whack off AND get laid? That's amazing.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

“Vote for Kamala because it’ll get you laid”

Me? No.

“Vote for Kamala because you’re a MAN and need to CARE ABOUT WOMEN.”

Making a grave assumption about the American electorate.

It’s what happens when your PR is crafted by retarded women and corporate suits in a boardroom.

I read that as "corporate suits in a bathroom." I don't have anything to add.

Wait you can whack off AND get laid? That's amazing.

Normalfags tell me when they have girlfriends they spend most of the time beating off.
What is the point of being normal.

 

[Turk February]

Normalfags tell me when they have girlfriends they spend most of the time beating off.
What is the point of being normal.

No one spends most of their time on the bus. Are you telling me there's other ways to get hard and beat off?

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

The Democratic party has no idea how to appeal to men. At all. This is another one of their genius attempts. “Vote for Kamala because you like whacking off”. This gets added to the other genius ideas such as “Vote for Kamala because it’ll get you laid” and “Vote for Kamala because you’re a MAN and need to CARE ABOUT WOMEN.”

There was an article not long ago on how 100 year old James Carville saw one of the "Dudes for Harris" ads and started screaming at the consultants until they cried, and when told to apologize he screamed they could "shove their camo hats up their ass".

 

[Mustard]

It should've been about "whacking off to kamala"

 

[Mustard]

I want my face to be her seat in the oval office

 

[The Sue Deal]

There was an article not long ago on how 100 year old James Carville saw one of the "Dudes for Harris" ads and started screaming at the consultants until they cried, and when told to apologize he screamed they could "shove their camo hats up their ass".

Yeah but that story came from literally some pro MAGA twitter who claims to have an “inside source” every week. It didn’t make sense to me because you don’t need to make a story up about him doing that. Carville goes in the media and talks openly about how feminized and preachy the Democratic party is

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

>implying I jack to women
Making a grave assumption about the American electorate.

Nice black text stupit. Use the eraser next time

 

[Chapel]

Adverse to wanking but can’t suck the retarded cock of Musk and Trump hard or deep enough