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If you have kids i’m most likely closer to their age than I am to your age

HR@PaneraBread

Pretty soon we won't even need to come to work
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Sue, we like you and all......but for someone who gets called a pedo on here everyday, wording your thread titles like this leaves room for a lotta ambiguity.
jeeeeesus!.png

...ing in on their whereabouts?
...e to orgasm just thinking about it?

Scary shit
 

Pussymagnetpat

Not white.
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I spend time with a lot of zoomers in my field of work, and my brothers are zoomers and a partygoys.
No zoomer constantly references their age, ever, like you do. Theyre actually living life.
Look how young and youthful I am! That makes me special! Aren’t i quirky and innovative and hey, i’m bisexual!
You harp on your identity like a run of the mill nigger.
Instead of playing sports or being in clubs or going to parties (you can say you did, but everyone knows you didn’t),
You spent your formative years alone in your room listening to reruns of a niche shock jock radio show targetted towards middle aged truck drivers and construction workers and now basically hang out with those people all day.
Before you know it youll be 35 and the halo effect of being a young white celibate twink will be gone; and your mind will be that of a post wall wine aunt riddled with ssri’s (which you already take) wondering why time “flew by” and why you have crippling depression.
Tldr; youre a fucking loser.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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I spend time with a lot of zoomers in my field of work, and my brothers are zoomers and a partygoys.
No zoomer constantly references their age, ever, like you do. Theyre actually living life.
Look how young and youthful I am! That makes me special! Aren’t i quirky and innovative and hey, i’m bisexual!
You harp on your identity like a run of the mill nigger.
Instead of playing sports or being in clubs or going to parties (you can say you did, but everyone knows you didn’t),
You spent your formative years alone in your room listening to reruns of a niche shock jock radio show targetted towards middle aged truck drivers and construction workers and now basically hang out with those people all day.
Before you know it youll be 35 and the halo effect of being a young white celibate twink will be gone; and your mind will be that of a post wall wine aunt riddled with ssri’s (which you already take) wondering why time “flew by” and why you have crippling depression.
Tldr; youre a fucking loser.

I think he’s also a pedophile now, this thread makes me think he is.
 
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