"If TikTok existed in 1980, my prom would’ve gone viral" - retarded boomer who then tells story of his prom where absolutely NOTHING happens

[Brooke Shields]

If TikTok existed in 1980, my prom would’ve gone viral | Anson Record

Social media has transformed the American prom.

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He had a "pre-prom meeting" with his date who he still needed "to get to know eachother"
Who goes to prom with someone they have no idea about?



This isn't a skip to a later paragraph, this is the next sentence.
He's referencing I guess the would-be video clip, but of what? Of her saying not to show up in a limo?
Surely that would have racked millions of views, faggot.



Then absolutely nothing continued to happen.
Him and his pal gigs got stood up by their girls staying in the shitter all night.



The next day they take hours to get to a cabin, his date doesn't talk to him, and he beats them at tennis for them to continue not talking to them.
Queers.






That's it.
That's what would have went viral.

Nice face, homo.

 

[captain_kamala]

Lol that was when he peaked too
Poor guy

 

[porquedealer]

he left out where he sucked off Gigs'

 

[nasty twp]

The only Prom that should ever be famous is the Pretty In Pink one, for reasons well-known.

 

[Scott Peterson Fanclub]

If TikTok existed in 1980, my prom would’ve gone viral | Anson Record

Social media has transformed the American prom.

ansonrecord.com

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He had a "pre-prom meeting" with his date who he still needed "to get to know eachother"
Who goes to prom with someone they have no idea about?

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This isn't a skip to a later paragraph, this is the next sentence.
He's referencing I guess the would-be video clip, but of what? Of her saying not to show up in a limo?
Surely that would have racked millions of views, faggot.



Then absolutely nothing continued to happen.
Him and his pal gigs got stood up by their girls staying in the shitter all night.
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The next day they take hours to get to a cabin, his date doesn't talk to him, and he beats them at tennis for them to continue not talking to them.
Queers.
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That's it.
That's what would have went viral.

Nice face, homo.
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He has a look of a man who would knock on your door and politely ask if he could fuck your children.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

He has a look of a man who would knock on your door and politely ask if he could fuck your children.

Classic boomer.

 

[Turd Glider]

If he would’ve thrown in some roofies and hidden cameras, it could’ve been gold

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Everyone thinks their youth was special, the wildest, the craziest, the realest. If people like this fag could go back in time and revisit their salad days, they'd cringe over their intense gayness, and realize their precious memories were all mostly made-up. Every generation does this. Yes, the kids today are steeped in retarded faggotry, but that's nothing new.

 

[StlakerFatti]

damn bro, if i there was pornhub in the 90s-00s, i would have so much clicks fucking the most beautiful, freshest, virgin girls that i randomly picked off the streets, genuinely.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Everyone thinks their youth was special, the wildest, the craziest, the realest.

I never did anything cool or interesting then or now.

 

[Kinderman]

Yeah then she’d have totally sucked your cock, dude.

Turns out this guy is an executive producer and writer for Stephen Colbert. Now I get why he thinks this milquetoast story is worth retelling.

 

[StlakerFatti]

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Yeah then she’d have totally sucked your cock, dude.

Turns out this guy is an executive producer and writer for Stephen Colbert. Now I get why he thinks this milquetoast story is worth retelling.

in fact he's perfect for the role