If this meal is same size as last one no need Tubby

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

My dog had more on his plate for Thanksgiving

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He's been training for this moment of fatness his entire life.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Is this like his new comedy routine, or gay ass attempt at starting a trend on twitter/Reddit? It’s not thanksgiving every time you eat leftovers you fat moron. Most people use them for sandwiches. The only thanksgiving meal is the one you have with your family, on thanksgiving. So you didn’t have one thanksgiving meal, stupid. Just 3 days of extra fucking slop.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Okay. Gluttony, Round 18,000. [Stomach is in constant agony]

 

[guest]

He’s definitely, absolutely, totally starting that new diet the day after Thanksgiving, Round 7.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Is this like his new comedy routine, or gay ass attempt at starting a trend on twitter/Reddit? It’s not thanksgiving every time you eat leftovers you fat moron. Most people use them for sandwiches. The only thanksgiving meal is the one you have with your family, on thanksgiving. So you didn’t have one thanksgiving meal, stupid. Just 3 days of extra fucking slop.

I think he might actually be making full blown Thanksgiving meals 3 days straight, by himself

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Wrong stalkeress

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Snake]

Get fat. Stay fat.

 

[guest]

He's always gonna be fat as shit.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Fat peptalks his gut for his third thanksgiving dinner in a row. He thought losing 200 calories at the gym right before pigging out on beer and bar food a few hours later would be enough to offset the 10k calories he is about to consume for the next 3 days. This is the 3rd day but the 4th serving. He double dipped yesterday. He is disgusting.

 

[Sputnik]

Fat peptalks his gut for his third thanksgiving dinner in a row. He thought losing 200 calories at the gym right before pigging out on beer and bar food a few hours later would be enough to offset the 10k calories he is about to consume for the next 3 days. This is the 3rd day but the 4th serving. He double dipped yesterday. He is disgusting.

It’s 10k per day child.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I love that they placed him at the end of table with the other children. Also no beer/wine for pat. Looks like they dont want a drunk pat in the house.

 

[guest]

Niki flexing and getting ready to punch Fatrick if he takes 1 more fucking picture.

 

[stealthygeek]

I hope people specifically asked him not to include their faces. "We need to have a conversation, Patrick."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pile of stuffing, pile of potatoes, roll and a couple small pieces of turkey all slathered in gravy. Again. He just fills himself with nothing nutritional. Stay fat Pat.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Good thing he went to the gym for 15 mins the other day. Wouldn’t wanna get fat or something, right, Pat?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I love that they placed him at the end of table with the other children. Also no beer/wine for pat. Looks like they dont want a drunk pat in the house.

Next to the children is the WORST place to put a SFWA member.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I love that they placed him at the end of table with the other children. Also no beer/wine for pat. Looks like they dont want a drunk pat in the house.

Poor kids. Imagine how unfunny he is and how hard he’s trying.