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If Russia/China declared war on the west and promised an end to woke philosophy upon victory.....

I'd fight for

  • USA/Euro woke brigade coalition

  • Russia/China


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The Shah of Iran

Did ye aye?
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would you defect or fight for your country of birth?

In this hypothetical scenario if you stay and fight the Russians, you will be fighting with the most multicultural, gender fluid armed services the world has ever known, victory would be swift (somehow) and everything you hate will be validated, 100% normalised and you will be depressed as fuck.

The alternative is communistic control over every aspect of humanity, much like they have in China where you can't really do anything without your state infested phone.

choose carefully I'm off to bed.
 

Chive Turkey

Erock Army Desserter
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42,416
Priorities need to be carefully evaluated. The Chinee and Russkis are actually good at censoring shitposting sites and comedy assholery and making you really fucking pay if they catch you circumventing it, as opposed to the wokesters. That means no Owen, cumtown or lil birdie site on a browser for us.

I must be loyle to my ringleader and spread the Virus and keep the ribs flowing.
 

chewtoyrapist

Strong. Confident.
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17,937
I think I'll just start sniping and bombing random people in this hypothetical and hope I don't get caught and tortured.
 

Ronnie G

Looschen up folksch
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As gay (literally) as our Western culture has become, it maintains a sense of hope; the pendulum still contains momentum. Extreme famine and Gulags have eroded the essence of life for most humans. Growing up with at least an illusion of freedom and meaning, I can't willingly give it up.
 
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