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If Patrick gets sent to prison, how will he spin it to his followers?
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"I am not going to prison, stlaker. Your life is already over. Enjoy prison."
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"Tomorrow, I will follow in the footsteps of many famous progressive thinkers like Martin Luther King Jr. and Nelson Mandela - to be imprisoned for my ideals and for standing up what I know in my deepest heart is right. Like them, I am on the right side of history. Goodbye children"
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He’ll blame it on a technicality just like he did with Section 230.
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This is it exactly.
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Oh he will admit it. He will get sympathy points and he will blame Trump
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Never went to prison, stlaker. You. Will.
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Technicality Tomlinson will insist that he never went to prison (it was counTy jail, liTTle one)
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“I made the choice to be incarcerated rather than pay my abusers to blah blah blah”
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They'll xeet "I'm so sorry Patrick" and then go on with their day like normal while he shars a toilet with 3 other inmates.
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Welp, I'm a political prisoner 1/???
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Getting arrested and thrown in jail just makes his gay story of persecution more "fun" to describe to the media. You know that little smile he betrays when he talks about his stlakers and how much he's suffering? It'll grow a little bit wider and more difficult to hide.
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Like everything else on him.
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"Welp, I've been falsely convicted... 1/34" except its written on toilet paper.
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He's going to prison to get hard. For other men.
He'll get 30 days then they will extend it for 1 year after he gets caught repeatedly tweeting on a contraband phone, during that year he will be raped to death by "stlakers" who he's child-ed one time too many. And this group will have a laugh and go back to cancelling Joe's gigs.