If I saw someone at a bar on Thanksgiving I'd assume they were a loser

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I'm sure there's exceptions to the rule but in Pat's case I'd be 100% correct.

 

[guest]

I'd assume they were an unlovable loser who fucks kids.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Thats how he got his surprise free turkey dinner, they felt sorry for that fat sorry bastard sitting there alone looking all mopey

 

[Hudson]

Wrong again, Stalkers.

Both of our families were agruing over who would host Niki and I. They love my insightful takes on current events. In fairness to both, we decided that I would consume many beverages and eat a trough of carbs at Holligans tonight.

I'm sorry you're so stupid.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Drink up pat. It will it at least help you forget that you are a shitty person for abandoning your daughter just long enough to pass out for a few hours. Then you can do it again tomorrow.

 

[guest]

He doesn't seem to give a shit as long as his "following" thinks he spent it with friends and family

 

[Will Tate]

If you're not at someone's home enjoying a wonderful meal in the company of people who care about you on Thanksgiving day, you are in all likelihood an unlovable cunt.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

In any one of the exceptions to the rule, you would at least be with someone at the bar

 

[MonsterSteve]

I'd never even be to a bar on Thanksgiving to see the losers that are there. I remember Thanksgiving Eve being a big night to go out but never actual Thanksgiving day. Fat loser.