If I get fired; how should I go out?

[Nigger John]

I made a no-no at work today. Might cost the company. I havnt heard how big of a deal it is or anything. Yet.

But if worse comes to worse; how should I go out.

The minimum is calling the gay office kid a faggot.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Definitely call the gay kid a faggot

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

how should I go out.

Top floor window

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

With a trench coat and an AR-15.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Whatever you do, continue retaining semen

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Shit on the bathroom floor, but in a stall, have some class

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Call everyone a faggot

 

[ChimpanZ]

Killdozer or truck bomb. Make sure to paint “your moms box” on the side of whatever option you choose

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Drop a massive load on the owner's desk.

 

[Dog Eater]

I made a no-no at work today. Might cost the company. I havnt heard how big of a deal it is or anything. Yet.

But if worse comes to worse; how should I go out.

The minimum is calling the gay office kid a faggot.

Did you leave the ciabatta in the oven too long?

 

[Dog Eater]

Drop a massive load on the owner's desk.

Imagine if you will a brewery owner with a sexy Secretary who decides to shit on his desk. What if he was into that kind of thing, it’d be like a reward.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Imagine if you will a brewery owner with a sexy Secretary who decides to shit on his desk. What if he was into that kind of thing, it’d be like a reward.

I'd enjoy it if our secretary dropped a grumpy on my desk, good point.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'd enjoy it if our secretary dropped a grumpy on my desk, good point.

@chocolatehellhole hit em with da poop again!!

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Shit on the bathroom floor, but in a stall, have some class

And then lock it and crawl out the bottom. That will really get them

 

[chewtoyrapist]

MY FRIENDS often imagine smashing all of the computers on the way out because nothing works here... nothing works here...

 

[chocolatehellhole]

@chocolatehellhole hit em with da poop again!!

edit - another confusing one, why lay out the towel and not just shit directly onto the grass? Do they wrap it up and take it with them like garbage on a hike?

 

[cachorro]

I made a no-no at work today. Might cost the company. I havnt heard how big of a deal it is or anything. Yet.

But if worse comes to worse; how should I go out.

The minimum is calling the gay office kid a faggot.

You know what would be really fuckin crazy to do?

If you apologized for your mistake and thanked them for the opportunity and began applying for a new job immediately… they wouldn’t know what hit them

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Did you leave the ciabatta in the oven too long?

He fucked up the bread bowl

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

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edit - another confusing one, why lay out the towel and not just shit directly onto the grass? Do they wrap it up and take it with them like garbage on a hike?

That’s some pretty tough looking shrubbery she probably didn’t want to get all poked during her big moment

 

[CQ Beans]

I made a no-no at work today. Might cost the company. I havnt heard how big of a deal it is or anything. Yet.

But if worse comes to worse; how should I go out.

The minimum is calling the gay office kid a faggot.

Tell the boss that the jerk store is runnin’ outta him! Sorry, NY short hat reference.