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If I get fired; how should I go out?

chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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@chocolatehellhole hit em with da poop again!!
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edit - another confusing one, why lay out the towel and not just shit directly onto the grass? Do they wrap it up and take it with them like garbage on a hike?
 

cachorro

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I made a no-no at work today. Might cost the company. I havnt heard how big of a deal it is or anything. Yet.

But if worse comes to worse; how should I go out.

The minimum is calling the gay office kid a faggot.
You know what would be really fuckin crazy to do?

If you apologized for your mistake and thanked them for the opportunity and began applying for a new job immediately… they wouldn’t know what hit them
 

Leonard Rhomberg

Who are you gonna replace me with?
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edit - another confusing one, why lay out the towel and not just shit directly onto the grass? Do they wrap it up and take it with them like garbage on a hike?
That’s some pretty tough looking shrubbery she probably didn’t want to get all poked during her big moment
 
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