I would slug a bitch in the mouth. There's no way this doesn't just taste like a carrot. I thought the whole point of being vegan was to be healthy but I'm pretty sure liquid smoke is poison.
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If I ever bit into a hotdog and it turned out to be a carrot...
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I would slug a bitch in the mouth. There's no way this doesn't just taste like a carrot. I thought the whole point of being vegan was to be healthy but I'm pretty sure liquid smoke is poison.
I’ve made these before and they’re not as bad as I was expecting. Depending on how much mustard you put they can pass pretty well. The only annoying thing is they have to sit in brine for days for it to be convincing. People were eating this during meat ration days of WWII
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YouTube is just stuff that was on tiktok 6 weeks ago
Yawn
Yawn
if you stick a carrot up your girlfriend's ass and let it marinade for at least a night, it comes out tasting like shit.
Yeah but tiktok is for children and women. Most mature adults do not use tiktok.
Wrong.
Wow!
TikTok Demographic Data (Key Statistics)
There are almost 1 billion unique monthly TikTok visits.
1 in 4 TikTok users are under 20 years old.
TikTok has more Gen Z users than Instagram.
The majority of TikTok creators are aged 18 to 24.
54.8% of TikTok users are female.
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You just made an enemy for life, motherfucker.
#lifehack
Who the fuck is this guy
Even if this was true, I'd still stick to Youtube because at least using it doesn't give me a fucking aneurysm.
Gabe is upset someone pulled a switcharoo on him. We got it, Gabe. You like the real thing. Not some strap on.
I don't think that this got the credit or acknowledgement it deserves. Ribs, nigga. Ribs.
So, to put it more bluntly, only children and fuckin' retards(women) use TikTok?TikTok Demographic Data (Key Statistics)
There are almost 1 billion unique monthly TikTok visits.
1 in 4 TikTok users are under 20 years old.
TikTok has more Gen Z users than Instagram.
The majority of TikTok creators are aged 18 to 24.
54.8% of TikTok users are female.
TikTok Demographics 2025: Key Stats & Trends
Discover key insights for businesses, marketers, and influencers looking to leverage TikTok's evolving audience.
Yes.
I don't say it to be mean or a smartass either. It's just facts backed up by statistics.