Andy Cumio's life would b be so easy to fix. Just stop drinking literal rot-gut/brain, start dating someone only 20-30 years younger than you, cut off the dead weight, start being actually funny again and build back an audience. Andy has so many advantages he light-beer pisses down his leg.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
If I could be a nigger for a day.
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Still has a bigger audience than Opie.
ME: I’m out of the raqio business.
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I would've retired immediately after being fired and lived the rest of my years popping Xanax by my pool and taking drunken selfies with my velociraptor. I definitely wouldn't have shoveled what's left of my money into the worst podcast in US history complete with video of my acne scarred face.
Same problem as Artie Lange- (Also maybe Dave Attell & Doug Stanhope). Although Attell stopped drinking, but he also pretty much stopped comedy-- the bumping mics thing was terrible by Attell's standards.
then why does his gay voice come out more when he's drunk?
Both the gay thoughts and gay voice are attributes he has to work to control, but one is physical and the other is mental. He pours booze in his brain to block the thoughts (though it's impossible it is very effective at this point) but then loses the ability to hold in his sissy voice and mannerisms, which take physical effort all day.
Trust me, I'm as much a scientist as Bill Nye.
Trust me, I'm as much a scientist as Bill Nye.
If I was Cumia - aside from immediately killing myself - I could easily rehab his entire career in less than a year and be back to million dollar contracts.
Booze-addled faggot is just a coward plain and simple.
Booze-addled faggot is just a coward plain and simple.
definitely dont start a "podcast empire" just to pay nobody hanger on to hang out. he had LoS, Gavin and redbar at one point, shouldve tried to oversee everything himself instead of handing it all to some gay cop
The dropout who hid from work as a tin knocker and bought a jet ski with a mastercard lacked the business acumen to run a network?
Whas somma dem othah nigger rich things he did?
> Although Attell stopped drinking, but he also pretty much stopped comedy-
I saw an Attell show right before Covid hit and he killed.
I saw an Attell show right before Covid hit and he killed.
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The funny thing is Luis Gomez admitted that he would have went to work for Cumia for $75k a year back when LOS was on the network but he was too much of a faggot to get rid of Keith. Now he has his own network and comedy festivals 10x more popular and profitable than the Compound garbage.
Cumia could have had all that. Plus, Gomez would have been a way better co-host for his own show than Landau or whoever else he has now or will ever have again.
Cumia could have had all that. Plus, Gomez would have been a way better co-host for his own show than Landau or whoever else he has now or will ever have again.
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