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If I am raped or murdered
- Thread starter Dog Eater
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That's what they specifically give insight on, rape.
Man that's why they get paid the big bucks
Sorry that you have to live in fear. Still hoping Pat and Dan turn on each other.It was Daniel William Mullen or one of his toiletwashers that did it.
They call him the closer for a reason. He closes holes with his potato nigger dick during rape or what Dan calls "cuddle time"
I giggle every single time that I think of the fact that Dan has never had a conversation with his wife because they speak different languages. Like, it's sadly not even that uncommon but usually one of them eventually learns the other's language for fuck's sake.
"I licko the toileto?"
- Dan Mullen, unprompted by whatever Portuguese nonsense Flavia just uttered. Probably on an hourly basis.
Não, não, marido. Não lamba esse vaso sanitário ainda, eu ainda tenho que limpá-lo. Oh Deus, por que eu te aturo? Esta América não vale a pena. Eu me formei em medicina e agora limpo banheiros em banheiros públicos e lido com esse homem com cara de cabra.
Why do you think you are worth murdering? 
I believe they’re paying for his travels
I wouldn't even rape him.Why do you think you are worth murdering?