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If Ant hadn't been taking creepshots what would the future of O&A have been?

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
I see it being one of two scenarios. I think more than likely they’d be doing boring radio while passive aggressively hating each other like the two femmes they are. Basically the Jim and Sam show.

The less likely (but still very plausible) scenario would be Opie’s one year deal strategy would have eventually backfired and they would be lowballed on an offer that they wouldn’t re-sign. Nana would go off and start Compound Media. Opie would shop around for years looking for another show because he thinks he’s amazing and eventually find no buyers. Basically they’d be in the exact same spots they are in literally right now.
 

LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
Anthony would've gotten fired either way. He was getting way too comfortable saying racist things on air and on Twitter so I would assume he would've gotten fired for the same exact reason as he did but than in another context. This fool failed to understand that everything he says or does is going to be reflected badly on his employer. The media isn't going to be like: "Political commentator Anthony Cumia says Blacks are Savage animals". It's always going to be like: "Anthony Cumia, host of SiriusXM's...".

The fact that he thought he could call Black people niggers and savage animals on saterday and come back to work on Monday always cracks my ribs. The level of delusion and out of toch of reality is astounding.
The difference between Anthony and basically every other talk show host or comedy show including Stern, South Park, Jeselnik, was that Anthony refused to censor himself for the bosses. And Opie was very much the same where he would not censor himself AND would air the dirty laundry of corporate right on the air which no one else did. And the fact is that Opie never once censored Ant for his nigger and Trayvon tirades. He might play Candy Crush or just zone out but he always let Anthony rant and Opie would always let callers get on the air to talk race. And once management said "slow down on the race stuff" it probably pushed both of them to take it further.

The fact is that O&A were basically the only talk show on any mainstream platform to call Trayvon a 'thug'. No one else had the courage nor the sense. Imagine something like Tough Crowd during the Trayvon trial. You think Comedy Central allows them to even mention Trayvon on the air? You think Colin would put up a fight? And look at how South Park handled the Trayvon trial. Not one mention about how Trayvon was a violent nigger drug addict and total loser. Or making perfect mockery of the giant gorilla sheboon who had to testifying during the trial. "Thas real ignant....sir". They handled it in the most faggy way possible.

Anthony and Opie did not really care if they got fired. They had been fired from a bunch of jobs before. And they HATED Sirius and XM as companies. They were basically waiting to get fired after the Homeless Charlie incident. And they knew management hated them. The only one who it seems actually liked Sirius was Norton because he gets an easy paycheck and gets to meet celebrities.
 

Chive Turkey

Erock Army Deserter
You are discounting the fact that Ant's race/right wings shit was repetitive and boring.
This can't be overstated. Let's not forget that Compound Media went online in 2014 and experienced the entirety of the Culture War and the Trump administration from start to finish. A boom period for any commentator, talking head and grifter located to the right of Pelosi. And Nana missed out on all of it. If anything, he lost viewers as old O&A listeners tapped out over the years.

CM's awful business model, mismanagement and AntH's terrible on-camera performance were obvious factors for the stillborn rise again, but there's also the simple fact that he just doesn't have anything to offer when it comes to politics. His pundit appeal is non-existent because his political views suffer from a three-punch knockout of being superficial, inconsistent and overemotional. His stances in any given subject are almost entirely reactionary and uninformed. It's a toxic cocktail for likeability.

It's shocking how well-placed he was to ride the oncoming wave of political sperging, far better than almost all of those who did manage to succeed in it, and how he completely squandered a golden opportunity through sheer incompetence.
 

Zombie247

Go work. Get Sandwiches
Dirty, pedo, bastard.
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Hoolies

For me? It's Colin Quinn!
The fact is that O&A were basically the only talk show on any mainstream platform to call Trayvon a 'thug'. No one else had the courage nor the sense.
Or the unswerving single-minded determination. The help gettin' a bit tardy serving boat drinks on her retirement cruise? Nana will tweet about coons from her cabin. Tetris autist heckling a Compound comedy show? Scream "nigger" in the streets. Cause that's what he WASSSS
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Imager

Making fun of women is my bit
CM's awful business model, mismanagement and AntH's terrible on-camera performance were obvious factors for the stillborn rise again, but there's also the simple fact that he just doesn't have anything to offer when it comes to politics. His pundit appeal is non-existent because his political views suffer from a three-punch knockout of being superficial, inconsistent and overemotional. His stances in any given subject are almost entirely reactionary and uninformed. It's a toxic cocktail for likeability.
What's really amazing is that Compound Media had Gavin McGinnis where he started The Proud Boys. And Ant *still* could not capitalize on it.

You really do have to give it to Joe Rogan. He has a work ethic. I think what happened with Ant was everything @LingerLonger said plus they didn't want to "work" anymore. They were making great money without doing show prep and song parodies. As much as Ant said on reddit how hard it was to create CM, he and Keith put more effort into getting Ron than anything that went on the actual air.

Ant really did get lost.
 

Udders

Crumbly feta is not God's Plan
They would have kept going. Norton didn’t have the balls to support AntH. Despite the fact he’d probably be doing way better at this point if he had. We saw how they’ve all failed. They weren’t going anywhere. They were also going to a nationwide tour or some gay shit for the 20th anniversary. It would have been way less embarrassing. Because there wouldn’t be 2 queens tweeting and secretly crying for so long. By the time they’d retire, there’d be 2 days of bitching before nana croaks of a heart attack.
I don't think theres any way Nortons doing better now if he went with Anthony. He, nor I, would ever give up a job that paid six figures for what amounted to playing with your dick for 4 hours every day and the opportunity to plug your stand-up gigs to a good size audience. Nortons show stinks and hes absolutely a worm, but he made the right decision business wise.
 
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What's really amazing is that Compound Media had Gavin McGinnis where he started The Proud Boys. And Ant *still* could not capitalize on it.

You really do have to give it to Joe Rogan. He has a work ethic. I think what happened with Ant was everything @LingerLonger said plus they didn't want to "work" anymore. They were making great money without doing show prep and song parodies. As much as Ant said on reddit how hard it was to create CM, he and Keith put more effort into getting Ron than anything that went on the actual air.

Ant really did get lost.
It's not like Anthony Cumia was anything but a lazy funny guy, he never had any initiative...even before his celebrity.
 
Nana is too gutless to do his gay Twitter persona full-time. He should have embraced it, gone full-right wing and catered exclusively to that crowd. But he seems to have this idea that he's a "comedian" with a "talk show" and appears hesitant to put the same bile into his podcast as he does he faggy tweets. Instead he sits there mincing and prancing and hooting and giggling in his two shirts like a retard. He tweets a big game but deep down he's afraid to completely alienate his "showbiz" pals by going off the deep end and doing racist, libtard-hating material. He's a big ball-less fag.
 

TorqueWheeler

Dan doesn't have a penis. I. Do.
Anthony would've gotten fired either way. He was getting way too comfortable saying racist things on air and on Twitter so I would assume he would've gotten fired for the same exact reason as he did but than in another context. This fool failed to understand that everything he says or does is going to be reflected badly on his employer. The media isn't going to be like: "Political commentator Anthony Cumia says Blacks are Savage animals". It's always going to be like: "Anthony Cumia, host of SiriusXM's...".

The fact that he thought he could call Black people niggers and savage animals on saterday and come back to work on Monday always cracks my ribs. The level of delusion and out of toch of reality is astounding.
“I called her a fucking nigger cause that’s what she WAS!” - Not quite the reasonable explanation Nana seemed to imagine it might be.
 

Gay Faggot.

Play a REAL instrument, Millennial DIPSHITS!!!🤣🤣🤣
I don't think theres any way Nortons doing better now if he went with Anthony. He, nor I, would ever give up a job that paid six figures for what amounted to playing with your dick for 4 hours every day and the opportunity to plug your stand-up gigs to a good size audience. Nortons show stinks and hes absolutely a worm, but he made the right decision business wise.
He made the safest decision. More people would have jumped on board for CP Media with Norton as cohost. More comedians probably would have been guests. I’d be willing to bet had Norton gone with Ant back then they’d both be in a better position. There’s no way Norton is making above 100k right now. Sam has more pull than he does at this point. He’s just there for photos and meeting porn stars. Fucking chip is more popular.
 

DieNortonDie

This can't be overstated. Let's not forget that Compound Media went online in 2014 and experienced the entirety of the Culture War and the Trump administration from start to finish. A boom period for any commentator, talking head and grifter located to the right of Pelosi. And Nana missed out on all of it. If anything, he lost viewers as old O&A listeners tapped out over the years.

CM's awful business model, mismanagement and AntH's terrible on-camera performance were obvious factors for the stillborn rise again, but there's also the simple fact that he just doesn't have anything to offer when it comes to politics. His pundit appeal is non-existent because his political views suffer from a three-punch knockout of being superficial, inconsistent and overemotional. His stances in any given subject are almost entirely reactionary and uninformed. It's a toxic cocktail for likeability.

It's shocking how well-placed he was to ride the oncoming wave of political sperging, far better than almost all of those who did manage to succeed in it, and how he completely squandered a golden opportunity through sheer incompetence.
He only missed out because he’s behind a private paywall. If he wasn’t so stupid he’d be a top level grifter
 
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