Ideal ends to all the boys

[Professor Rape]

Jimmy: gets killed by thor in a domestic dispute. Beaten to death, very long and drawn out. A lot of suffering.

Ant: arrested for shooting missy. Missy doesn't die but her face is all fucked up and she looks like the lady who got the face transplant. Patrice laughs at her from heaven. Ant is sentenced to be lectric shocked for his crime.

Opie: 90 years old and streaming from a nursing home. Gets literally no views, but is responding to comments that arent even there due to dementia. "No I would not do a reunion with Anthony if he was still alive! Fuuuuck that!"

 

[Agent Smith]

Danny dies of typhus while interred in a concentration camp during the Great Cleansing War.

 

[WhereWeAt]

Opie: 90 years old and streaming from a nursing home. Gets literally no views, but is responding to comments that arent even there due to dementia. "No I would not do a reunion with Anthony if he was still alive! Fuuuuck that!"

In this scenario, Opie would instead say "We were in the final talks for a reunion when all hell broke loose"

 

[Ladynyahh]

After leaving Sirius in 2030 Sam will finally be a smash hit in WWE as a commentator/announcer and make millions. He will pass away peacefully surrounded by his kids, grandchildren, and great grandchildren, at the age of 105. Somehow his diet of chicken tendies, french fries and soda will have no adverse effects on his health.

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

Master Po will be arrested for violent sexual assault against the mother of one of his students and get shanked in a Miami prison after threatening one of the brothers with bullshido.

 

[Toast]

Troy: Gets pushed off a cliff by the old Asian he imported, fulfilling the karmic circle.

 

[WhereWeAt]

Master Po will be arrested for violent sexual assault against the mother of one of his students and get shanked in a Miami prison after threatening one of the brothers with bullshido.

Mother of a student... that's being awfully charitable.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Bob Kelly will defy science and become a fat fuck one more time. He has a massive heart attack trying to get up from the couch and his faggot son is too busy playing Xbox to notice.

 

[Chapel]

Sam Roberts is sentenced to death for violating the laws of nature