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No cunt, I don't want a dance. I don't want to buy alcohol. I just want to stare at naked women. I paid the entrance fee, that's enough.
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- 85,675
Sober at a strip club? Not me, pal.
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- 20,395
Strip clubs are a waste of money.
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- 68,067
I dont get it, you can stare at high quality still images of women in provacative poses for free, what's the point in being around a bunch of tiny mexicans with boners?
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- 85,675
I went for my buddy’s birthday last year after we did a booze cruise. The women insisted on it which really annoyed me. I only spent like $50 total. Mostly drinks and I gave the ugliest one some money when she was dancing on stage.
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Well, if you're lucky you might get a whiff of their scent.
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The women at the birthday wanted you to go to a strip club?
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- 85,675
Yeah, I don’t know if it was some weird like “we’re one of the guys things” but Bonnie is not a fan of strip clubs. I voted no haha. Her sister is one of those chicks who pretends to be bi but only dates guys.
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I only go to strip clubs where you can get jerked off or get some head. If you kill her after you get all your money back.
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I'm like that with homeless fucks. I only ever give cash to the oldest, ugliest most far-gone white guys. Young? Ethnic? Able-bodied? Female? Get a job or milk the system like the rest.
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- 8,653
the one and only time I went to a strip club, one of the lad's I was with, who I barely knew, somehow scored coke from one of the dancers. we all went out to the car and started doing lines, then went back to my mate's place and I ended up doing a line off their sister's bum and fucked her. I've not seen either of them since; I think I blew up that whole circle. I don't think I'll go to a strip club ever again lol
notice how the strip club bit was the least interesting part of that story. pretty overrated experience, honestly
notice how the strip club bit was the least interesting part of that story. pretty overrated experience, honestly
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- 6,909
Why didn't you take your "mates" down to Buckingham palace and kill the old bag?
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- 8,653
it was a wild enough night already
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- 8,787
That was my attitude when I was a young mother trucker. One time on a whim since I was getting highway hypnosis, I pulled into a run-down joint with a big dirt lot that had a huge billboard that obviously advertises to truckers, but since it was only the late afternoon I was the only trick there. I suppose these places have their ugliest broads working in the off hours, so when she came over to me to shake me down for a tip after shaking her sad flapjacks at me, I refused to give her anything. She went straight to her boss and obviously had a tantrum, since he came over a minute later and was ranting like he was going to shake me down for real. I played dumb and acted like I didn't know how these places operate. He might have bought my story since I was only 21. I got the hell out of there and never patronized those kind of truck stops again. What a waste of money even without the tip. That broad was no hotter than the all the disgusting skanks on free porn websites these days. The quality of free porn has declined so much in the last few years, I've broken free of the kikery out of sheer disgust.