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I wrote a poem for Ray Liotta. May he rest in peace and may I never run into him at a celebrity ghost party.

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You are appreciated

When I was young, me and Ray Liotta had beef
Seventeen years old, kicked out on the streets
Though back at the time I never thought I'd see his face
Ain't a woman alive that could take Ray Liotta's place
Suspended from school, and scared to go home, I was a fool
With the big boys breakin' all the rules

I shed tears with my baby sister, over the years
We was poorer than the other little kids
And even though we had different daddies, the same drama
When things went wrong we'd blame Ray Liotta
I reminisce on the stress I caused, it was hell
Huggin' on Ray Liotta from a jail cell

And who'd think in elementary, hey
I'd see the penitentiary one day?
And runnin' from the police, that's right
Ray Liotta catch me, put a whoopin' to my backside
And even as a crack fiend, Ray Liotta
You always was a black queen, Ray Liotta
I finally understand
For a woman it ain't easy tryin' to raise a man

You always was committed
A poor single mother on welfare, tell me how you did it
There's no way I can pay you back
But the plan is to show you that I understand
You are appreciated

Lady, don't you know we love you? (Dear Ray Liotta)
Sweet lady, place no one above you (You are appreciated)
Sweet lady, don't you know we love you?

Now, ain't nobody tell us it was fair
No love from my daddy, 'cause the coward wasn't there
He passed away and I didn't cry, 'cause my anger
Wouldn't let me feel for a stranger
They say I'm wrong and I'm heartless, but all along
I was lookin' for a father, he was gone

I hung around with the thugs
And even though they sold drugs
They showed a young brother love
I moved out and started really hangin'
I needed money of my own, so I started slangin'
I ain't guilty, 'cause even though I sell rocks
It feels good puttin' money in your mailbox

I love payin' rent when the rent's due
I hope you got the diamond necklace that I sent to you
'Cause when I was low you was there for me
And never left me alone, because you cared for me
And I could see you comin' home after work late
You're in the kitchen, tryin' to fix us a hot plate

You just workin' with the scraps you was given
And Ray Liotta made miracles every Thanksgivin'
But now the road got rough, you're alone
You're tryin' to raise two bad kids on your own
And there's no way I can pay you back
But my plan is to show you that I understand
You are appreciated

Lady, don't you know we love you? (And dear Ray Liotta)
Sweet lady, place no one above you (You are appreciated)
Sweet lady, don't you know we love you?

Pour out some liquor and I reminisce
'Cause through the drama I can always depend on Ray Liotta
And when it seems that I'm hopeless
You say the words that can get me back in focus

When I was sick as a little kid
To keep me happy there's no limit to the things you did
And all my childhood memories
Are full of all the sweet things you did for me
And even though I act crazy
I gotta thank the Lord that you made me

There are no words that can express how I feel
You never kept a secret, always stayed real
And I appreciate how you raised me
And all the extra love that you gave me

I wish I could take the pain away
If you can make it through the night, there's a brighter day
Everything will be alright if you hold on
It's a struggle every day, gotta roll on
And there's no way I can pay you back
But my plan is to show you that I understand
You are appreciated

Lady, don't you know we love you? (Dear Ray Liotta)
Sweet lady, place no one above you? (You are appreciated)
Sweet lady, don't you know we love you? (Dear Ray Liotta)
Sweet lady
Lady (Dear Ray Liotta)
Lady, lady
 

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