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I wonder how Jim Norton will spend his Christmas

Dennyislife

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There's no way he brings that thing to his relatives house right? He always was a loner though. I remember he would go to Bob Kellys for Thanksgiving and shit. I think his family disowned him a long time ago b/c of his faggot shit.
He took her. And didn't tell them he was engaged in until they saw the ring. I think the "engagement" was actually being married to get it into the country too and then they said they were married when it stuck for a while. So he didn't tell them they were married and his "wife" cried all the way back from visiting them.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

i wish my rapist would call me back 😍
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He took her. And didn't tell them he was engaged in until they saw the ring. I think the "engagement" was actually being married to get it into the country too and then they said they were married when it stuck for a while. So he didn't tell them they were married and his "wife" cried all the way back from visiting them.
I appreciate you for listening to that drivel so you can fill us in.
 

Consensual Rapist

私は爆発的な下痢をしています! ^_^
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While we all know he’ll spend Christmas watching his husband shove ornaments up his asshole for cam coins, this is how I imagine he spent Christmas as a kid.
 

MonsterSteve

Age.
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He took her. And didn't tell them he was engaged in until they saw the ring. I think the "engagement" was actually being married to get it into the country too and then they said they were married when it stuck for a while. So he didn't tell them they were married and his "wife" cried all the way back from visiting them.
Fucking yuck. Why did Bortons boyfriend cry? Bc he wasn’t accepted by them?
 

The Talking Dead

My network, heart and book all failed. Hooly shit!
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He'll probably spend Christmas Eve getting rammed up the ass by the viking while it screams insults at him and slaps him around. Then they'll both come downstairs the next morning to no children, no tree and a couple of hastily wrapped presents which they exchange. The viking will then spend the rest of the day getting hammered and annoying Jimmy while filming it for Instagram to show what a wacky, hip young couple they are.

A beautiful and traditional family Christmas.
 
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