I went on a date with someone from a local church. Attractive, traditional and saving herself for marriage (and it was legit) and very kind.

[NoBacon]

I got drunk and said a bunch of anti semitic things and horrified her. She blocked me and I obviously can’t go back to that church anymore.

All of my problems are the fault of the Jews.

 

[Guest]

Yeah, I bet all of that happened.

*yawn

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

And she was 12.

 

[whippinghuskies]

Rape will solve this issue for you.

 

[NoBacon]

Rape will solve this issue for you.

Absolutely

 

[NoBacon's Aborted Child]

Did you tell her about me?

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Alright guys pack it up, he's done.

 

[Africa.com]

You gotta tamp down your true self, failster

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

You gotta tamp down your true self, failster

In the church of NoBacon all passions and temptations are our true selves. I'm sorry you're so heretical. I can't help you.

 

[Suetonius]

Either this is a completely true story and I wonder what you were going for beyond looking pathetic and unlikable. Or you’re trolling, in which you also just look pathetic and unlikable.

 

[guest]

You should’ve told her youve been on happy pills for a decade, she’d be less freaked out.

 

[Cuphead]

Was it a catholic church?

 

[NoBacon]

Either this is a completely true story and I wonder what you were going for beyond looking pathetic and unlikable. Or you’re trolling, in which you also just look pathetic and unlikable.

It’s true but it’s more being a drunk hate filled weirdo than bashing Jews.

What can I say? I’ve got a nice face and a heinous personality. I also hate Jews and they hate me.

 

[Africa.com]

It’s true but it’s more being a drunk hate filled weirdo than bashing Jews.

What can I say? I’ve got a nice face and a heinous personality. I also hate Jews and they hate me.

This is why I asked if you were like this in IRL

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Why are you behaving like this in front of a nice lady?

 

[NoBacon]

This is why I asked if you were like this in IRL

Only while drinking.

 

[Africa.com]

Only while drinking.

Blaming it on the booze is the ultimate cope. YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN

 

[UnPRePared]

Can some of you motherfuckers just go five minutes without letting everyone know how much you hate Jews?

If she's not a skin head with a swastika tattoo on her neck, here's a hint: she's probably not going to nod in agreement.

 

[Africa.com]

Can some of you motherfuckers just go five minutes without letting everyone know how much you hate Jews?

If she's not a skin head with a swastika tattoo on her neck, here's a hint: she's probably not going to nod in agreement.

Some of these guys see Heebs in their morning coffee

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Some of these guys see Heebs in their morning coffee

it is called HeeBrew

heyooo!!!