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I was thinking about Patreeky today…

Smeckler's Powder

Sweet powder eases the pain
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Smeckler's Powder

Sweet powder eases the pain
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I've never had it because you're getting half as much peanut butter and half as much jelly. Having to wash two knives instead of one isn't that big of a deal to me because I keep my dishes done and washing them is free.

Washing two knives??!? Spread the peanut butter getting as much of it off as isn't annoying then just use that knife for the jelly. It's not like you use jelly for anything you don't use peanut butter for and being in the fridge doesn't hurt peanut butter at all, so no harm in having trace amounts of PB in your jelly. After that, just throw the knife in the garbage or off an overpass.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Washing two knives??!? Spread the peanut butter getting as much of it off as isn't annoying then just use that knife for the jelly. It's not like you use jelly for anything you don't use peanut butter for and being in the fridge doesn't hurt peanut butter at all, so no harm in having trace amounts of PB in your jelly. After that, just throw the knife in the garbage or off an overpass.
Yeah, I've lived with women. When I see flecks of peanut butter in the jelly, I don't freak out or anything but it does ruin my fucking life.
 
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