I was talking to a fat chick I regrettably know and asked how her diet was going

[Professor Rape]

She said she hasn't lost weight, but she's been going to the gym, so it's probably because she gained weight from the muscle she put on.

I didn't reply

 

[Dog Eater]

How fat are we talking?

 

[Professor Rape]

How fat are we talking?

Fat to where I regret fucking her, but not fat enough to where I'm disgusted and felt like I was raped.

 

[Turk February]

Okay. Sort of halfway contrarian Turk here. I think it's more genes than diet. I've met girls who eat more than me and never gain an ounce. I eat garbage, sometimes all day and never go above 166 pounds. I think some people are just born to be fat.

 

[Professor Rape]

Okay. Sort of halfway contrarian Turk here. I think it's more genes than diet. I've met girls who eat more than me and never gain an ounce. I eat garbage, sometimes all day and never go above 166 pounds. I think some people are just born to be fat.

You're only 166? How tall are you?

 

[Turk February]

You're only 166? How tall are you?

183 cm. Roughly 6 feet

 

[Professor Rape]

183 cm. Roughly 6 feet

You're not 166. Unless you mean because you lost your hand. Your scales are broken.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Fat to where I regret fucking her, but not fat enough to where I'm disgusted and felt like I was raped.

in this case i can only recommend retaining your semen until she has reached an acceptable weight at which point you receiving oral sex is permitted. do not trangress beyond these boundaries, if you value yourself.

 

[Turk February]

You're not 166. Unless you mean because you lost your hand. Your scales are broken.

I'm actually probably below because my pants don't fit right unless I keep my hand in my pocket. I'm a pretty skinny fuck.

 

[StlakerFatti]

I'm actually probably below because my pants don't fit right unless I keep my hand in my pocket. I'm a pretty skinny fuck.

you'll be in people's death pools for 2026

 

[Turk February]

you'll be in people's death pools for 2026

I forget who but someone put me for 2025 and I was like "that's not a bad pick". Usually the rules dictate you have to have a Wikipedia to be eligible as a selection but I'll allow it.

 

[Turk February]

I think they were joking but I'm worth a lot of fucking points.

 

[Professor Rape]

I forget who but someone put me for 2025 and I was like "that's not a bad pick". Usually the rules dictate you have to have a Wikipedia to be eligible as a selection but I'll allow it.

You were technically mentioned under Jim Norton's list of classic characters, along with Chip Chipperson and Straight Jim.

 

[StlakerFatti]

You were technically mentioned under Jim Norton's list of classic characters, along with Chip Chipperson and Straight Jim.

Straight Jim was his most unbelievable and lackluster character. Imagine him becoming that instead of Chip, i bet he'd still have a show on XM.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Turk is obese

 

[UnPRePared]

I'm actually probably below because my pants don't fit right unless I keep my hand in my pocket. I'm a pretty skinny fuck.

Have you found any strange needle marks on your body after walking past people in the park?

Asking for a friend with AIDS.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Turk is obese

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he doesn't need to lose 70.7lbs. at that point he'd be severely anorexic

 

[Turk February]

he doesn't need to lose 70.7lbs. at that point he'd be severely anorexic

If I lost 70 pounds I'd be 90 pounds. I mean. I could try for a bit.

 

[aRTie02150]

Did you ask her if The Gym was a new restaurant?