I was raised Catholic, parents never gave me the "sex talk," and was into my twenties before Internet porn

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Outside of a butthole and bellybutton fetish, I turned out all right.
My point is, I feel sorry for all these young dudes who have witnessed it all before finding out what does it for them.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Imagine being 12 and jerking off to gaping asshole porn. I remember beating it to Entertainment Weekly and having to print porn pictures off using our family computer and desk jet to jerk off to at a later date.

 

[guest]

Some of us old niggas was jerking it to En Vogue music videos.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Imagine being 12 and jerking off to gaping asshole porn. I remember beating it to Entertainment Weekly and having to print porn pictures off using our family computer and desk jet to jerk off to at a later date.

I jacked off to a TV Guide picture of Dianne Sawer for months.

 

[guest]

I remember the dirty mags were getting more and more explicit right as the internet was becoming a thing. I actually stole a porno mag from a convenience store and it was definitely way more raunchy than anything in playboy.

The years 2000-2002 they were displaying magazines at the convenience store with voluptuous BBW's shoving glass dildos up their rectums (Lisa Sparxx etc) and even hardcore penetration.

Dirty magazines last 'push' before the internet swallowed everything. I 'member.

 

[quark]

i jerked it to the women's underwear section of many jcpenny catalogs

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

My first wank was to Michelle Pantoliano from Naked News.

 

[Hoolies]

Jerked off to a shitty Crichton book where he describes some scientist broad's cans in a wetsuit when I was ten, then spent the next decade living in a frozen landlocked shithole before I met an actual surfer girl. Goes to show, you just never know how these things work.

 

[alkiefuck2]

i remember in the old ps1 magazines their used to be a shit ton of phone sex ads and shit at the end, tiny little pictures but it done the job

 

[Dennyislife]

Used to find porn in the bushes in the park. Early 90s. Was mostly black and white print. Women stretching out their cunts when you are 5 or 6 is weird as fuck.

These days that's very tame compared to what slightly older kids are seeking out.

 

[AntSucks]

My first wank was to Michelle Pantoliano from Naked News.

She's a realtor now. She claims she developed her communication skills on Wall Street

About Michelle and Paul Rinaldi - rinaldirealestate.com

Our main goal when working with clients is to match them up with the right properties in Singer Island and in the Palm Beach County area

www.rinaldirealestate.com

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Some of us old niggas was jerking it to En Vogue music videos.

I remember those. And the George Michael “Too Funky” video:



Responsible for a good number of loads.

 

[aRTie02150]

I watched so much scrambled porn growing up...

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Look at @Mr. Faggotry 's avatar.

Filth and smut ruined the world.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I remember staying the night at my grandparents' house was always an event. I had a TV in my room and they had cable. I'd stay up all night and catch some side-boob on the Red Shoe Diaries, and hopefully find a movie like Bachelor Party or something on with a bunch of tits. If I couldn't find anything I'd just throw on the second VHS tape of Titanic that I left stopped just after the titty part.

 

[potatopeeler63]

I used to come home from school in sixth grade and rub one out in less than 3 minutes to just the image of this red head girl kelly, who wore short shorts and they would run up her pale thighs as she was sitting diagonal to me facing the chalkbord at her desk
I havent jerked it to just memory in like a decade

 

[Snake]

Imagine being 12 and jerking off to gaping asshole porn. I remember beating it to Entertainment Weekly and having to print porn pictures off using our family computer and desk jet to jerk off to at a later date.

My first "porn" was probably National Geographic with nude tribes.

Improvise. Survive. Overcome.

 

[Cuphead]

Wheres the Skinemax gang at?

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

My first "porn" was probably National Geographic with nude tribes.

Improvise. Survive. Overcome.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I guess Im lucky that I turned out normal. By the time I was 13 I had full access to the wide world of internet porn, but I never got into anything weird. I started out watching that awful fake produced porn where the girl yells “Yaa yaa yaa yaa” like a fucking retard.
By the time I was actually having sex, I could only get off to real amateur shit that I could relate to. When people ask me who my favorite porn star is I have no answer because that shits all garbage.