I was going to make a thread about how there is literally no such thing as a funny female comedian

[Professor Rape]

and I was gonna say "yes, that includes Maria Bamford", but I looked up some of her stuff just to be 100% sure and I gotta say it is funny.

And some of Roseanne's stuff is too.

Then I thought about how there's 1 user on here who is genuinely funy despite being a woman. Even back on the sub when I didn't look at usernames, I would break a rib to a post and then realize it was fucking bams_seed, a woman.

So I figured out the golden rule for if a female comedian is funny or not!

Are you ready?

These 3 comediennes have one thing in common.

A woman only has the ability to be funny if she's been committed to a mental institution.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I clicked on this ready to say Maria Bamford. Morgan Murphy is pretty funny too.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Joan Rivers was the OG bad bitch

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Monique is Hilarious

 

[Brooke Shields]

Hate to break it to you but I'm not actually a woman

 

[PogromStallone]

and I was gonna say "yes, that includes Maria Bamford", but I looked up some of her stuff just to be 100% sure and I gotta say it is funny.

And some of Roseanne's stuff is too.

Then I thought about how there's 1 user on here who is genuinely funy despite being a woman. Even back on the sub when I didn't look at usernames, I would break a rib to a post and then realize it was fucking bams_seed, a woman.

So I figured out the golden rule for if a female comedian is funny or not!

Are you ready?

These 3 comediennes have one thing in common.

A woman only has the ability to be funny if she's been committed to a mental institution.

What, you don't like Taylor Tomlinson? She's apparently one of the biggest names in comedy right now. And here she is with another supremely talented comedian, Kelsey Cook! If this doesn't give you a hernia from laughing, then maybe you just hate women.

 

[Professor Rape]

What, you don't like Taylor Tomlinson? She's apparently one of the biggest names in comedy right now. And here she is with another supremely talented comedian, Kelsey Cook! If this doesn't give you a hernia from laughing, then maybe you just hate women.

no kelsey cook is really funny, i forgive her for blocking me

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

What, you don't like Taylor Tomlinson? She's apparently one of the biggest names in comedy right now. And here she is with another supremely talented comedian, Kelsey Cook! If this doesn't give you a hernia from laughing, then maybe you just hate women.

Why am I getting a feeling that you’re being sarcastic?

 

[PogromStallone]

Why am I getting a feeling that you’re being sarcastic?

nyehehehehehe

 

[Humanatee]

That vicious cat fight that mewler and bam got into that time was hilarious. A lil taste..

 

[FezzieAlwaysWins]

What, you don't like Taylor Tomlinson? She's apparently one of the biggest names in comedy right now.

Tomlinson's standup is fine. Her late night show is awful- but no one could make that horrible show format work.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Lizzie Cooperman is actually laugh out loud funny. Wacky hilarious bitch.

 

[Turk February]

I will probably get shit for this but to me any argument that women aren't funny ends with Robin Quivers. That emasculating cackle was more often more funny and embarrassing to it's subject than anything a writer could write. Robin was even funny when she wasn't trying to be funny.

 

[NigelCumia]

That vicious cat fight that mewler and bam got into that time was hilarious. A lil taste..

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This is as definitive proof as we're going to find

 

[Single Action Army]

Have you guys heard this special "Nanette"? Real gutbuster

 

[Rudderman]

I will probably get shit for this but to me any argument that women aren't funny ends with Robin Quivers. That emasculating cackle was more often more funny and embarrassing to it's subject than anything a writer could write. Robin was even funny when she wasn't trying to be funny.

Robin was only funny when she wasn't trying. Like the colonics and green drink shit, or asking to be called Ophelia, or when she refused to talk to Jackie because of some innocuous thing he said days earlier, etc.

 

[Mass.gov]

Joan Rivers was the OG bad bitch

Joan was a FTM, like all of them...time to be more than just a flying monkey, ekepebester

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

What, you don't like Taylor Tomlinson? She's apparently one of the biggest names in comedy right now. And here she is with another supremely talented comedian, Kelsey Cook! If this doesn't give you a hernia from laughing, then maybe you just hate women.

Taylor is a good standup and she has a cute girl next door look. Not hot, but super cute and cuddleable. Girlfriend material. I want to give her her first rimjob. I want to kiss her right on the asshole after a standup show. When her crack is a little sweaty

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Hate to break it to you but I'm not actually a woman

No one even knows who you are.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Joan was a FTM, like all of them...time to be more than just a flying monkey, ekepebester

Joan wasn't a man, normally on board with your conspiracies, but this one is too far.
They wouldn't have killed her for saying michele obama was a transgender if she was one too.