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I was digging through Hooligan's Facebook photos. I think I founds something that looks good.

warchief1978

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Just kidding. It all looks like dog shit.
 

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Patrick O'Neal

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Good fucking Christ, what is that? It looks like some sort of burnt pastry, only it's bleeding, and there's lettuce and potato salad inside.

And why is there a slice of deformed lemon near it?

I think that's a pickle.

Hoolis uses this dodgy supplier that sells them weird semi-digestible food-like matter that normal people don't recognise from the shops.
 

Cuphead

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It really speaks a lot that a place this shitty is Pat's favorite bar. Everything about the place just looks fucking terrible. I doubt they even have that many regulars, just a shitty downtown bar that people pop into for a quick meal and then never come back.
 

Patrick O'Neal

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I bet in the early days management was actually keen to do a good job "We'll have good quality, homestyle dishes to keep customers coming back for more!"

After a year or so it's "You know, I think we can cut a few corners to save money..."

Now it's "We can literally feed these morons anything. Just make it nice and salty to keep these rubes thirsty"
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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She ain’t much to write home about, but this is the Grand old Girl in my town. She has charm and character Pats cesspool doesn’t have. Also they don’t repurpose dog shit and call it food.

 

Prince Bvstin

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Just kidding. It all looks like dog shit.
It's the total disconnect with how food should look that baffles me. Common sense should tell you toast burned black is wrong but they're slapping it on Facebook thinking it will get people through the door. The hygiene standards must be cripplingly bad if this is how they operate front of house.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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It's the total disconnect with how food should look that baffles me. Common sense should tell you toast burned black is wrong but they're slapping it on Facebook thinking it will get people through the door. The hygiene standards must be cripplingly bad if this is how they operate front of house.
It really is amazing that people like Pat will basically tolerate anything.
 

CruisinColin

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The food got burnt in the fire that Patrick S Tomlinson started. If the dishes look like that, and Rick is there four days a week, I can't imagine the type of mutants that are his fellow regulars.
 
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