I had everything planned out for a perfect night - my awesome costume, my bowls full of candy, my new DSLR lens and flash, my night vision goggles etc.
So everything was going great. I was giving the kids their candy and taking my pictures. Then one little girl came to my door with her father. After giving her candy, the father noticed the flash of my camera. He asked 'Are the pictures so the parents can buy them?' When I replied 'No they're for my private collection' he punched me in the mouth!![Pouting face :rage: π‘](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f621.png)
Why do these things keep happening to me?! My favorite night of the year ruined. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicidal_ideation
Yeah.....
So everything was going great. I was giving the kids their candy and taking my pictures. Then one little girl came to my door with her father. After giving her candy, the father noticed the flash of my camera. He asked 'Are the pictures so the parents can buy them?' When I replied 'No they're for my private collection' he punched me in the mouth!
![Pouting face :rage: π‘](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f621.png)
Why do these things keep happening to me?! My favorite night of the year ruined. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicidal_ideation
Yeah.....