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I wanna see the time movie

bernerd

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fawk I thought this was going to be about movies related to time travel (WWAWD 'Primer'?) but this looks incredibly dogshit. And why does Tom Hanks sound like a croaky old faggot near death in this, they can create a (pretty decent) de-aged 20~ year old version of him but can't clean up his shitty mushmouth old man voice? Actually I don't know why he sounds so awful, he's only 68 apparently. Perhaps AIDS destroys the vocal cords first or something
 

Chubby's Cheesesteaks

Goodbye staIker.
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And why does Tom Hanks sound like a croaky old faggot near death in this, they can create a (pretty decent) de-aged 20~ year old version of him but can't clean up his shitty mushmouth old man voice?

Trying to de-age old actors is always a terrible idea. Always ends up looking weird or there being some big tell that gives it away whether it's Hanks' old man voice in this or De Niro looking like a geriatric when he's supposed to look like a bad ass gangster stomping that shop keeper.
 
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fawk I thought this was going to be about movies related to time travel (WWAWD 'Primer'?) but this looks incredibly dogshit. And why does Tom Hanks sound like a croaky old faggot near death in this, they can create a (pretty decent) de-aged 20~ year old version of him but can't clean up his shitty mushmouth old man voice? Actually I don't know why he sounds so awful, he's only 68 apparently. Perhaps AIDS destroys the vocal cords first or something

You ever look at the flowchart for primer?

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fawk I thought this was going to be about movies related to time travel (WWAWD 'Primer'?) but this looks incredibly dogshit. And why does Tom Hanks sound like a croaky old faggot near death in this, they can create a (pretty decent) de-aged 20~ year old version of him but can't clean up his shitty mushmouth old man voice? Actually I don't know why he sounds so awful, he's only 68 apparently. Perhaps AIDS destroys the vocal cords first or something
How about I prime some of dat ANZAC pussy with my dick?
 

Turk February

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yeah and that shit didn't help at all, I've seen it 3-4 times and really concentrated the last time on trying to follow the timeline(s), I'm just retarded. solid film thou
Oh shit you saw that? I hope it doesn't ruin our marriage. I can't get divorced. Not again. My heart can't take it.
 

Turk February

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yeah and that shit didn't help at all, I've seen it 3-4 times and really concentrated the last time on trying to follow the timeline(s), I'm just retarded. solid film thou
Who is going to hold me while I weep through the night when I have nightmares about my past? You're neglecting a responsibility.
 

Turk February

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So you can't marry someone who saw Primer? That rules out literally dozens of people from your dating pool
My dating pool consists of only you and I can forgive a lot. Unless you watch Gundam. Or pee with the door open. Or fart in bed unless you have a clever joke about it but different every time.
 
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My dating pool consists of only you and I can forgive a lot. Unless you watch Gundam. Or pee with the door open. Or fart in bed unless you have a clever joke about it but different every time.
It’s not erotic for you when your chick pees with the door open? Bernerd is huge into the watersports.
 
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