I took 7 Shits this weekend

[Turk February]

If he does it, I'll know

We all know when someone shits their pants. Some of us are refined enough to not point it out.

 

[Niggerotchi]

I'm afraid to shit cuz like one in 3 are red

Real niggas wipe till they bleed.

 

[CuntFucker .]

If I'm home all day I'll shit like 7 times a day. Whenever I hear people talking about how long it takes to digest food I always doubt it because I can eat something and shit it out like 10 minutes later.

That's a better superpower than Jason Sanford's.

 

[Turk February]

Real niggas wipe till they bleed.

I am cutting my ass off with scissors. I'll never poop again.

 

[Niggerotchi]

I am cutting my ass off with scissors. I'll never poop again.

Any chance we can get you fitted with a huggies super-absorption extra large nappie?

 

[Turk February]

Any chance we can get you fitted with a huggies super-absorption extra large nappie?

No need. I can't shit or piss if I cut my dick and ass off with scissors. I've found a hole in the rules of life. I win, faggots.

 

[Chive Turkey]

If I'm home all day I'll shit like 7 times a day. Whenever I hear people talking about how long it takes to digest food I always doubt it because I can eat something and shit it out like 10 minutes later.

You might be taking the rural Canadian stereotype a bit too far by having the metabolism of a combine harvester.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Sorry, poop. You're suspended.

: guess I uuuuhfended someone.

 

[Turk February]

At my worst I think I shit like 20 times in a day.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

At my worst I think I shit like 20 times in a day.

That's a lot of shit

 

[Turk February]

That's a lot of shit

It wasn't a particularly large shit. I'm probably just impatient.

 

[DMbA]

It wasn't a particularly large shit. I'm probably just impatient.

Or you were drunk

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Another one lost to colorectal cancer

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

You’re such a faggot you looked a post about shitting and still had to shoehorn politics

YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT ME SHOEHORNING MY AXE HANDLE UP YOUR ASS

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Another one lost to colorectal cancer

I gotta get off this site. I bet that shit's contagious.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I could picture Brother Joe making this his Facebook status

 

[GialloGlove]

I took over twenty from 12am to 12pm this weekend. Awful watery shits and no sleep. Had to get on that BRAT diet.

 

[Nigger John]

I think I leveled out. Only lost a pounds though. Wtf

 

[Rick Roblinson]

You still taking those huge arm length yule logs @Nigger John ?

 

[Turk February]

You still taking those huge arm length yule logs @Nigger John ?

Up his shit pipe? Still? It's unhealthy.