I told my parents I got rid of the internet and they were shocked

[Nigger John]

They didn’t understand how I could live with out it!

 

[Mass.gov]

"shocked" = they dont think you'll go thru with it.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I can see your mom being surprised, didn't know your dad was a part of your life

 

[The Shah of Iran]

I've seen loads of cunts go on the internet to declare that their going "off the grid" which is gay enough but they usually have just enough self awareness to not immediately go back on the internet to brag about how much better life is now that they're not using it any more.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

They didn’t understand how I could live with out it!

You’re not living without it you used it to post this

 

[Turk February]

You’re not living without it you used it to post this

Lying to your parents is a thanksgiving tradition.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I feel like you have good ideas... I HATE the internet, I'm only here 'cus my business makes me have an online connection. But internet is literally making me want to KS. Realising 99% of people are shit is a harsh reality - I always projected niceness onto people, but I'm done

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You’re not living without it you used it to post this

He uses a carrier pigeon system to have someone else post on his behalf. It’s actually quite high tech.

 

[Turk February]

He uses a carrier pigeon system to have someone else post on his behalf. It’s actually quite high tech.

I use two pigeons to type for me because my hands don't work. I have to rent them. It can get quite expensive. But the company doesn't care if I fuck them in the cloaca. Which is like a butt. But on birds.

 

[H0meRunCumia]

I feel like you have good ideas... I HATE the internet, I'm only here 'cus my business makes me have an online connection. But internet is literally making me want to KS. Realising 99% of people are shit is a harsh reality - I always projected niceness onto people, but I'm done

 

[FrogmanKurlan]