I threw up in a barbershop today

[NortheastPhilly]

Hangover hit me as soon as I was called over to the chair. I asked if I could go to the bathroom first, absolutely projectile vomited in there for a solid 10 minutes. It mustve been 3 gallons.
I exited the bathroom and just left. Its hilarious to say I threw up in a barbershop but it sucks that I need to find a new one because Im never going back there.

 

[Child..]

More like "barfershop" amirite...

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

More like "barfershop" amirite...

Tiq toq, Biq Boq

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Hangover hit me as soon as I was called over to the chair. I asked if I could go to the bathroom first, absolutely projectile vomited in there for a solid 10 minutes. It mustve been 3 gallons.
I exited the bathroom and just left. Its hilarious to say I threw up in a barbershop but it sucks that I need to find a new one because Im never going back there.

Be honest did you have a hangover or did you get a nervous tummy when the barber tried to talk to you.

More like "barfershop" amirite...

More like berbershop amirite

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Be honest did you have a hangover or did you get a nervous tummy when the barber tried to talk to you.

It might have been that the barber was black, and my instincts kicked in

 

[DiarrheaDick]

You doing ok overall, fella? Feels like you took a bit of a dive after leaving whatever branch of the military you were in. Did leave the bathroom in rough shape after you left? You're probably fine if it was a chain like Supercuts or Sport Cuts since they're just trying to get paid.

 

[Child..]

It might have been that the barber was black, and my instincts kicked in

Imagine if you puked on his shoes...

 

[NortheastPhilly]

You doing ok overall, fella? Feels like you took a bit of a dive after leaving whatever branch of the military you were in. Did leave the bathroom in rough shape after you left? You're probably fine if it was a chain like Supercuts or Sport Cuts since they're just trying to get paid.

Yes, my activity on the forum is inversely related to how well Im doing

 

[TravisPickle]

More like "barfershop" amirite...

Do you have a loicence for that sass? Show me your papers.

 

[TravisPickle]

Imagine if you puked on his shoes...

You're not a nigger, so why does barfing on a nigger upset you?

 

[Child..]

You're not a nigger, so why does barfing on a nigger upset you?

I like @NortheastPhilly ...he's smart.

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

I like @NortheastPhilly ...he's smart.

Nobody cares faggot. Everyone hates you.

 

[TravisPickle]

Nobody cares faggot. Everyone hates you.

I dont hate anyone, genuinely, i'd tell you if I did.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Yes, my activity on the forum is inversely related to how well Im doing

Good to hear. I did essentially the same thing at a job I had years ago. Woke up at 5am after getting a little too merry the night before which only ended around 3am. Got to work at 5:30am and felt alright, was feeling shitty by 7am but was still somewhat ok. Then had an absolute emergency and had to abandon the floor. By the time I turned around to close the door to the bathroom, I puked all over the back of the door and as I was turning my head to face the toilet, I puked all over the wall next to me and the toilet. I cleaned up everything as best as I could with the poorly stocked closet in the bathroom but I'm pretty certain people knew it was me. Didn't get fired though and even got promoted around a month later.

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

I dont hate anyone, genuinely, i'd tell you if I did.

I hate @Wigger because he's a sexpest and brags about harassing his victims after they call him out