But he doesn't close up bars, guys. He's a classy drunk.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
I think we can go ahead and shelve the idea that he works in insurance as a day job
He hasn’t mentioned “working” at a bar in a while with his stupid laptop. He’s been bragging about his dumb Tiny Tim book that currently has zero publishers involved but not a laptop bar shot.
I think Niki cut off Pat’s pocket money.
That’s a show reference, Dan.
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Hes extraordinarily fat, too.
how on earth does he not realize how effeminate he comes across? wine aunt energy
That’s a perfect description, he thinks all this booze talk makes him sound like some manly tough guy yet it comes off so womanly. He might as well be oinking about making mimosas. “It’s wine-o-clock! AM I RIGHT?”
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He's a compensated Havana Syndrome victim. (Remember how he hears "drums?") Makes as much sense as anything else.
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Is that really all that many?
I seriously don’t understand why anybody cares about this - it happened almost 2 years ago. So many other things have happened recently and even they barely get talked about anymore - Ukraine/Russia, Roe v. Wade, Twitter going to Elon Musk, etc.
Only thing I hear about now are gas prices and inflation because you are slapped in the face with it literally every single day. Certainly doesn’t seem like the Dems are doing much about it either despite owning the House, Senate, and Presidency.
It’s only the twitter wackos like Pat that care about this - the mentally ill and chronically unemployed are watching because real people have jobs and lives and dealing with the real current problems caused by democrats. Notice nobody gives a shit about Covid anymore? They beat that dead horse into the ground and people are worried about real things. Now you’ve got a possible recession, 40 year high inflation, everything is more expensive and you can’t even trust your grocery store to have the food you’re looking for.
Of course if you don’t have a job and live of the government and are mentally I’ll to the point you don’t leave the house then the Jan 6 hearings are the BIGGEST THING EVER. I’ve noticed the news kept calling the hearings “historic” at first, then it bombed in the ratings because turns out the majority of people don’t care about it they stopped calling it “historic”
no no pat.. when trying to be funny MORE words is always better
But Mama ravens “speshul widdle boy” doesn’t need to work, does he?
That’s a Nice Podcast stupid reference, O&A
America is already tired from the trial of the century, Depp v Heard
Selling his own special boy hot sauce to all his favorite troughs. In his deluded imagination.
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Another thing he doesn’t have the proper permit for
Bet he is still trying to work his way through the first bottle. Im sure he pawned off bottles to family members for xmas.
He really thought his followers would believe local restaurants all started serving his homemade hot sauce. It’s amazing how detached he is from reality.