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I think we can go ahead and shelve the idea that he works in insurance as a day job

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He doesn't work!
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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45K people watching on just this one channel. I haven't seen one second of it. It's crazy how fucking gay this world is.

I don’t know one person - not a family member, friend, or co worker make any mention of this hearing or post about it on social media. Even the most liberal family members I have aren’t watching it. They thought these hearings would be huge ratings to the point of putting in prime time which shows how out of touch TV / The Media is with the common person. People are dealing with real problems related to the current disaster of a president and don’t have time to worry about the previous one.
 
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Getting drunk and watching a court case sounds like a real blast. This is what he does for "fun".
Also shows he’s not a real sports fan, no sports fan is excited to the point of day drinking to watch a political court case. Sports fans like sports because its free of politics and want to be entertained. When sports go woke they end up losing fans and SURPRISE the woke crowd they try to cater to don’t watch sports so they don’t even gain anything trying to pander. ESPN learned this the hard way when they put that Jemmele Hill on sports center and it bombed royally.

Pat is a fake sports fan, he has no idea what’s gong on and when something happens he isn’t even sure how he’s supposed to react (that famous awkward bar video where he was trying to watch the room on how to react) because it’s all a lie. He goes to games to eat the overpriced fried food, drink domestic beer, and stare at his phone.
 

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
How does he make money? FUCK
Because he is a published author of six books in bookstores and libraries throughout the country, so publishers give him money for his thoughts and creations. It's a very simple concept that enables Pat to create his own schedule and prioritize what is important and what allows him to write his best work.

It's weird how all the 9 to 5 guys here get so tripped up by a creative who follows a different schedule from the corporate grind.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
Also shows he’s not a real sports fan, no sports fan is excited to the point of day drinking to watch a political court case. Sports fans like sports because its free of politics and want to be entertained. When sports go woke they end up losing fans and SURPRISE the woke crowd they try to cater to don’t watch sports so they don’t even gain anything trying to pander. ESPN learned this the hard way when they put that Jemmele Hill on sports center and it bombed royally.

Pat is a fake sports fan, he has no idea what’s gong on and when something happens he isn’t even sure how he’s supposed to react (that famous awkward bar video where he was trying to watch the room on how to react) because it’s all a lie. He goes to games to eat the overpriced fried food, drink domestic beer, and stare at his phone.
Especially since the brewers are playing right now but he would rather watch and tweet about this every 10mins
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
How mental do you have to be to find that to be enjoyable way to spend an afternoon on a beautiful day?
The only people that base their entire lives around politics are miserable. Pat spends his life arguing with strangers on the internet over nonsense. It’s why he drinks so much, he hates himself and needs to drink to forget how much his life sucks.
 
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