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the answer is in the question, he saw things. Also, I would've put the quotation marks around 'decide', but that's just meI like Bourdain’s tv shows but he also comes off (came off?) as kind of a dickhead/douche bag. How can you be paid millions to travel, eat, drink, and meet people and decide “heh, I’ll hang myself”?
He's smiling in tons of his photos. But the smile never meets his eyes. He's like Nana with good taste.View attachment 122931I like Bourdain’s tv shows but he also comes off (came off?) as kind of a dickhead/douche bag. How can you be paid millions to travel, eat, drink, and meet people and decide “heh, I’ll hang myself”?
There’s always been suspicion that glowies killed Bourdain.He didn't fall and land neck-first into a noose. I get it, life is shit, but he ducked on his daughter. That's fucked, you hang in there and you suffer if the alternative is your kid suffering.
Fawk I guess that’s why Pat can relateducked on his daughter.
I tend to agree. The conspiracy theorizing began immediately after his death, even though he’d talked about his depression struggles multiple times.I doubt the US government is going out of their way to tell Gordon Ramsey and Guy Fieri highly classified secrets worth killing over.
More likely the "cool food critic" thing was mostly an act, that Asia bitch cucked him and he offed himself out of depression/shame.
If you're 6'4 or so, I would think it's hard to hang yourself by a door knob. It's possible (prison and jail hangings are similar)- but it seems like a stupid way to go when he could have taken pills to OD or drink himself to death--the answer is in the question, he saw things. Also, I would've put the quotation marks around 'decide', but that's just me
If you're 6'4 or so,
Didn't his cute lil BJJ wife leave him? Like Pats ex did to him?View attachment 122931I like Bourdain’s tv shows but he also comes off (came off?) as kind of a dickhead/douche bag. How can you be paid millions to travel, eat, drink, and meet people and decide “heh, I’ll hang myself”?
He married a girl that claims to have been raped by Harvey . . . but them became his girlfriend 2 years later. That's who he had a daughter with.There’s always been suspicion that glowies killed Bourdain.
Bzzzzt! Wrong twice more, aTalker.He married a girl that claims to have been raped by Harvey . . . but them became his girlfriend 2 years later. That's who he had a daughter with.
And she's named after pizza ingredients.
My bad. He should have stayed with the jiu-jitsu bitch. He could've just asked her to choke him out.Bzzzzt! Wrong twice more, aTalker.
He had a daughter with a sexy MMA fighter named Ottavia. They divorced in 2016 or some shit and then he started dating Asia Argento.
He never married or had a daughter with Asia.
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